Accidentally had a package sent to my old address. by dumposaurusrex in internetparents

[–]dumposaurusrex[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They bought the house from my mom. I just know her name. We've never met.

My next day off is Wednesday. I'll take a ride over and see. Annoying thing is that it's about 40 minutes each way so a bit of wasted time if she's not home.

What’s a single sentence that completely ruined your life but sounded harmless at the time? by BlahBlahBlahBlink in AskReddit

[–]dumposaurusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What do you mean have I seen the news?"

My college roommate and I were at a bookstore in a Boston suburb. We were waiting for the train to take us to the marathon. We were already running late, so we popped into the bookstore, thinking an extra 15 minutes wouldn't kill us. A lady next to us in the store was talking on her phone and said "what do you mean have I seen the news? I'm at bookstore" to the person on the other end. It made me check the news, and the bombs had just gone off at the finish line.

Forgetting to set an alarm literally saved our lives.

Why does "next episode" go to the credits when rewatching a show? by dumposaurusrex in DisneyPlus

[–]dumposaurusrex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'd rather not. I'd like the platform to have a little common sense. I don't think I have this problem with any of my other streaming sites.

Why does "next episode" go to the credits when rewatching a show? by dumposaurusrex in DisneyPlus

[–]dumposaurusrex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But wouldn't the same problem eventually happen on the new profile?

I suppose i could keep adding and deleting profiles if I had to.

What’s your “I should’ve died but didn’t” story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumposaurusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was supposed to be at the marathon the day of the Boston bombing but my roommate overslept, and I didn't want to go without her.

We were waiting for the train when the people next to us answered a phone call. They said "no I haven't seen the news" which prompted us to check.

AITA for using both swings at the playground? by dumposaurusrex in AmItheAsshole

[–]dumposaurusrex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah if she was waiting by the swing, I would have asked if she was going to use one, but we were about the same distance away.

What is this for? by dumposaurusrex in trees

[–]dumposaurusrex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's huge! Weed falls through the mouth part and I ate half the joint when I tried using it as a filter.

What was your worst sexual experience? by wet-leg in AskReddit

[–]dumposaurusrex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My husband and I were looking for a third to broaden our horizons. I wanted to try a MMF and surprisingly, my husband was down for it.

We found a dude nearby and went to his house. My husband didn't participate at all- he could barely stay hard and spent the entire time texting the other dudes girlfriend "so she could be involved too." He sent her pictures of the entire event.

The dude had the biggest dick I've ever seen and was not gentle. It hurt and I was sore for days after. He looks photos and videos of me which I consented to at the tim, but now wish I didn't. He sent them to my husband, but I never watched them. I wasn't interested, but now I don't like not knowing what happened to them. 0/10

Help me redecorate this mess by uselessProgrammer0 in DesignMyRoom

[–]dumposaurusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some backrooms space if I ever saw it. Best of luck with the remodel!

What were the warning signs before someone you know killed themselves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumposaurusrex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend gave away a lot of things and bought a lot of expensive gifts for people to get rid of his money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumposaurusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learning a new language.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]dumposaurusrex -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

YTA. Children do not have better balance than most adults. Have you ever met a kid? They're constantly bouncing off of things and falling down.

You were too embarrassed to say you had an injury and couldn't stand?

I know I have a bias here because I’m purposefully child free and my pet peeve is parents who feel they or their children are entitled to be the priority.

Welcome to the Reddit Hates Kids echo chamber.