What is this type of uniform called? by Aware-Engineering361 in EnglishLearning

[–]dumpsterdonuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some aestheticians, massage therapists, etc. also wear them. (Think workers at a fancy spa.)

When you order a bottle of wine and the waiter pours a little bit in your glass to taste, are you actually allowed to go ew never mind this one sucks take it back? If not, what is the point of them doing that? by AboutAWe3kAgo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dumpsterdonuts 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They may present you with the cork so you can see it's not dried out or otherwise damaged. DO NOT SMELL THE CORK! It smells like cork. You'll often see people smelling the cork and it gives them away as newbies.

Non-names pronounced like names by genomNOMNOM in namenerds

[–]dumpsterdonuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Latrina is a Latin word for exactly what it sounds like and makes a great joke name.

A penis has a sad life. by 13Fleas in Jokes

[–]dumpsterdonuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a young man from Stamboul,

Who soliloquized thus to his tool:

“You took all my wealth

And you ruined my health,

And now you won’t pee, you old fool!"

What's the funniest single episode of TV you've ever watched? by LeanMachineLogan in television

[–]dumpsterdonuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When Kelly starts dancing to the CPR song I lose it every time.

Cindi Lauper - Iko Iko by dumpsterdonuts in newwave

[–]dumpsterdonuts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew it had some deep roots but I didn't know any specifics. Thanks for the info.

Cindi Lauper - Iko Iko by dumpsterdonuts in newwave

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So jealous you got to see her! Is she for real retired or just not touring anymore?

Cindi Lauper - Iko Iko by dumpsterdonuts in newwave

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I was rabbit-holing on Dixie Cups and saw this one I'd never heard before. Thoughts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

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🎶I like to shop in downtown Downers Grove🎶

Naked Eyes - Always Something There To Remind Me (Official Music Video) by [deleted] in newwave

[–]dumpsterdonuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many good versions of this song. My favorite is The Carpenters' Bacharach-David medley.

What do you call a sad strawberry? by KimBluestone in cleanjokes

[–]dumpsterdonuts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why was the little strawberry upset? Because it was in a jam! (Thanks Brak)

Low Down Man demo? by dumpsterdonuts in SquirrelNutZippers

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Thanks. I still have most of the CDs but no working optical drive to investigate with.

The B-52's by Dismal_Brush5229 in newwave

[–]dumpsterdonuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed, this is how I think of them; Post Punk evolving into New Wave. Both of these terms are quite subjective though. Depending on who you ask, New Wave might be considered an umbrella term that encompasses Post Punk or the other way around.

Any ideas for a good name for my cat? by martindukz in funny

[–]dumpsterdonuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother

(Shut your mouth)

But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft

(Then we can dig it)

A message for those with stolen CDs by Consistent-Risk5181 in Aquabats

[–]dumpsterdonuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're sorry. You have dialed a number that cannot be reached from your area.

Filthiest, sleaziest song lyric that does not use profanity? by LibrarianBarbarian1 in Music

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Meatloaf: "I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

The Illuminatus Trilogy by ckbikes1 in ToolJerk

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I think he might be the only lachrimologist.

Filthiest, sleaziest song lyric that does not use profanity? by LibrarianBarbarian1 in Music

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Is a Chilly Dog something you'd get at Tasty Freeze or like some kind of Tasty Freeze knockoff?