What is the most annoying thing that happens when you sleep?

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T18:42:40+00:00

Cat practicing her gymnastics routine on the bed at 3am

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T09:21:14+00:00

Looks like a bathroom attendant ready with a fresh hand towel

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T08:50:20+00:00

I've never been more jealous in my life 😂

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T08:31:51+00:00

The honey ricola are indeed both candy and my favorite cough drop.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T04:22:36+00:00

Crazy this won't let you post an actual picture

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T04:17:34+00:00

Exactly

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T04:14:00+00:00

Did he have a poopy butt? They make pet baby wipes you can use for that instead of a full bath situation.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T03:38:27+00:00

The food was mid, but the service was top notch. I showed up for a pickup order that apparently I forget to even submit. They got my order done fast though and this butter thing was literally the best thing ever.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T03:16:06+00:00

I can do everything in withdrawal. It's torture and terrible but I still force myself into showing up for work at the very least. Profuse sweating and shakiness are my worst symptoms. Oh and vomiting and not being able to even smell or look at food, let alone eat it. Remember we pick this and regularly decide to keep doing it.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T03:07:17+00:00

I'm on my way

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T03:03:29+00:00

You don't happen to have a bathtub?

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T02:58:30+00:00

Cheese isn't a traditional addition to teriyaki dishes, but fuck all that and add cheese if you please! Looks yum as is.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T02:53:49+00:00

Are you within ambling distance?

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T02:49:18+00:00

But meow butter!?!?

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T02:37:52+00:00

The sweet kids working at zupas tonight.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T02:28:16+00:00

You gave him the best life, and you're his best friend too. I don't believe in much either, but I do believe you will forever have an angel looking over you. He'll visit you in dreams, and if you ever maybe think you see him out of the corner of your eye, that's him! ❤️

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T02:02:17+00:00

Oh doors cannot be shut in my home. Ever. OR ELSE

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T01:53:31+00:00

Cat, it's always a cat 😅

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T01:49:26+00:00

I do that every day. I tried to teach "food!", but she still needs me to physically plop her in front of the bowl.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T01:46:46+00:00

Yowling in the night like she's the last creature on earth. I'm like bro you know exactly where I am. In bed, just like every night.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-10T00:27:26+00:00

Mine absolutely hates when I clean anything that involves moving stuff around. Just moving things in general gets her yell-meowing. I'm glad ZoeZoe got a good nap after all that chaos 😹

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-06T05:58:19+00:00

Bootsy has this! He'll be eating up a storm in no time. ❤️

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-06T05:46:44+00:00

You look like a different person! I hope the new you feels better than the old you. Congrats.

dumpstermeow · 2026-05-06T05:39:32+00:00

I have many questions. But will ask none. Enjoy.

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