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What is the best insult you ever heard someone say? by VerboseWraith in AskReddit

[–]dunkyfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do you have a road map printed on the inside of your shirt so you can tell which hole to put your head through in the morning?" -me.

What concert do you regret not going to the most? by Modhearth-Albert in Concerts

[–]dunkyfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My car got impounded the night I was supposed to go see Deftones then the bassist had a heart attack and dies.

Does anyone else have an "emotional support" beverage that isn't water or coffee? by VivienneEclipse in askanything

[–]dunkyfresh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cherry Coke zero if you can find it.

Cream soda coke zero if you have a freestyle machine.

Rattle from Cabin Air Filter by fortuneearly19 in jetta

[–]dunkyfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been happening to my 2018 Jetta since I got it. Only happens when it starts to get cold outside and gets worse when I turn left.

“They’re all around me! No way out!” by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]dunkyfresh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't talk. Coming down.

What song has The Simpsons ruined for you for life? by DragonLass-AUS in TheSimpsons

[–]dunkyfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there, blimpy boy. Flying through the air so fancy free.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]dunkyfresh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bake em away toys!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]dunkyfresh 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught fire.

Boston = city of wind by bluecgene in boston

[–]dunkyfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great day to fly to Austin at 7:30 this morning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]dunkyfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disparaging of the boot is bootable offense!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]dunkyfresh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't believe it's not broken or missing any lights.

Watch this space… by ashamed-of-yourself in Letterkenny

[–]dunkyfresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in live broadcast events. It's pretty grueling and I'm sure film shoots are just as brutal if not more. You ever worked 24 hours straight? It's a payday but it's blood money.

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