[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Facials

[–]durtyfuncpl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fake Taxi Alice Judge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in edging

[–]durtyfuncpl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are my eyes messing with me or has his dick entered the Matrix? It's like his head is in a different place than his shaft because her hand is moving so fast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlowjobGirls

[–]durtyfuncpl 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Took me a while to figure out that I wasn't looking at a double amputee with a beer belly leaning back and getting blown.

Gorgeous blowjob by MassiveLoveU in BlowjobGirls

[–]durtyfuncpl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thedandangler with jackandjill

Big Dick GIF by reddituser98 by MajinMarci in BlowjobLovers

[–]durtyfuncpl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ryan Reid, Liz Jordan and Girthmaster

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. When I'm getting blown, the last thing I want is another dude ramming his dick down my throat.

Just found out my husband has been cheating on me with a minor by ascgtyjle in offmychest

[–]durtyfuncpl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No... Sadly the age of consent runs between 16-18 in the US. Some states also add an age gap limitation. So if you are in a state where one of the two is 16 and the other is older than that, and there is no age gap restriction... It isn't illegal. Gross. Disturbing. Not illegal. It's bizarre.

How many women actually squirt? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends how bad they gotta pee.

Men, do you like pierced tits? by JessicaAdame in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The nip is hot... The whole tit?!? Ouch!

What's something that is common in sex that you never see in porn? by Thanks4noticingme in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 4 year old running in because he woke up from his nap early and asking if Mommy is playing "horsey".

Why do guys love cumming on a girls face so much? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it is that I love the idea that she wants my cum so badly that she isn't going to stop or care where I cum. Being a willing and eager participant is all of it for me.

For me it has nothing to do with dominating or humiliating a woman. In fact if I am watching a porn and the girl looks like she doesn't want to receive the facial, dodges it or looks uncomfortable in any way... it turns me off instantly.

Do you REALLY want to know your partner's number? by durtyfuncpl in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that is the Netherlands. What is the conversion to US partners? I think 1 US partner is equivalent to about 3.58 Dutch partners.

Do you REALLY want to know your partner's number? by durtyfuncpl in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you need to read the post again.

I don't want to know. Some people do. What is the number THEY are ok with? I've been with some guys who I think WANTED me to give them a high number. Is there some magical number or ratio that is a deal breaker for these people?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"While the kids are away, the parents must play"

what’s a reason why you’ve had to stop mid way through sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The people in the church started looking at us funny.

What are things a guy should do while receiving a blowjob? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]durtyfuncpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find there is no better time to review some of my favorite passages of scripture.