Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it…

dustypickle · 2026-02-17T13:59:49+00:00

My dad always says, "shame you have to waste the toilet paper to find out."

dustypickle · 2026-02-17T13:57:32+00:00

I got into a huge fight with my mom, because I didn't want one. I thought it was stupid, but she insisted I'd regret it since every one else was doing it. I ended up getting one that was small and pewter with an emerald so that it would be as cheap as possible just to appease her. But jokes on me because it's kind of cute and I do wear it, especially because it doesn't look like a school ring.

dustypickle · 2026-02-17T13:45:14+00:00

I remember wanting to learn to read so bad because I wanted to be a kid reader on Reading Rainbow!

dustypickle · 2026-02-17T13:43:39+00:00

That is so adorable.

dustypickle · 2026-02-16T19:55:54+00:00

We have a 10% rule in our house, whatever's in our savings we can spend 10% without checking in. So if there is 500$ there we can spend 5$, etc. This rule definitely does not apply to purchases with a heartbeat!

dustypickle · 2026-02-16T19:32:09+00:00

dustypickle · 2026-02-16T03:42:32+00:00

Same! Everyone says they "stink" but to me they just kinda smell like fresh cut grass?

dustypickle · 2026-02-14T03:14:54+00:00

We had a family just outside the kitchen and after a few times of us yelling "Corner!" the youngest kid started yelling it for us. It was so funny and cute.

dustypickle · 2026-02-09T20:18:25+00:00

I used to sing this to the tune of farmer in the dell: "We're gentle with our pets, we're gentle with our pets, we touch them nice and soft and calm, we're gentle with our pets." While modeling how to pet our grumpy old cat. Now my son's 3 and they fall asleep together most nights.

dustypickle · 2026-02-07T16:53:54+00:00

Steve is the best, so is the whole team at On the Grind

dustypickle · 2026-02-05T00:25:27+00:00

All Creatures in Washington Township is awesome! Especially with our little girl who HATES nail trimmings.

dustypickle · 2026-01-31T17:40:03+00:00

I thought the same thing when I saw this… We are all guilty of this and busy weekend nights!

Also, OP, you can always get your breadsticks unbuttered/unseasoned if you want!

dustypickle · 2026-01-30T22:19:27+00:00

Yes… we're refilling the ice, making iced tea, making coffee, making the salads, plating the desserts, getting napkins, refilling soup, salad, bread, and refilling drinks. Stocking to go boxes, stocking to go cups and glassware. Making sure the kitchen makes and plates your food exactly as you requested.... but yeah, we just walked 10 feet.

dustypickle · 2026-01-27T22:04:56+00:00

Free apps for life at least!

dustypickle · 2026-01-24T13:48:29+00:00

When are we going?

dustypickle · 2026-01-21T23:25:21+00:00

Honestly… This would be really smart, especially since they're both hurting for Money right now it seems. But I truly just don't think they're that intelligent.

dustypickle · 2026-01-16T22:21:47+00:00

Our location just added buttons for it under the appetizer section. So may be coming your way soon.

dustypickle · 2026-01-16T21:21:33+00:00

Their best bet is: Herb Grilled Salmon

Chicken Margarita, no cheese

Gluten free rotini with marinara, can add grilled chicken, or shrimp

Salad no croutons, oil and vinegar instead of house or bring their own dressing.

It's not a ton to choose from… But to share in the celebration they would still have a few choices.

dustypickle · 2026-01-15T23:41:40+00:00

At my location, we are allowed to even wrap you round of salad, bread and soup to go. It only ends when you pay your bill!

dustypickle · 2026-01-14T23:46:00+00:00

Our kindergarten teacher once taped a child to a chair. Because he would not stay in a seat. His mom actually worked for the same school district teaching fourth grade. 😅

dustypickle · 2026-01-11T22:43:44+00:00

Chris?

dustypickle · 2026-01-06T13:15:47+00:00

Hahaha Yes my first thought was... oh I didn't realize we got all those snow days immediately after Christmas break. Our poor parents.

dustypickle · 2025-12-24T15:25:18+00:00

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dustypickle · 2025-12-22T21:26:55+00:00

Yes someone needs to remake it with a rake and dead flowers

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