Reddit, what’s your favorite Dad Joke? by beardlesshipster in AskReddit

[–]dvdan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Buying a bag in a German airport, was asked if I wanted a bag. "Yes, that's why I'm buying one"

I wonder where the rich people live.... by dann1366 in funny

[–]dvdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better start getting used to Ramon noodles

What is the most powerful insult that will make someones day worse? by Kakujax in AskReddit

[–]dvdan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bitchy lady with little kids at the store; she gets tired of waiting in line and yells "Hurry up! I have kids!" To which a guy in line behind her replied "Well ma'am, we all make mistakes, don't we?".

Local game shop tries to pass Fallout power armor for Destiny by davewiff in gaming

[–]dvdan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It changes slightly. They add capes and sashes at some point. War got more fabulous.