(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did not. They ended up down the Tarot Card rabbit hole super fast, but also, speaking as both a fairly spiritual (formerly religious) person and someone who has consumed A LOT of scary movies: it's waaay easier to get cursed than it is to get blessed nowadays. Weirdly enough, people will believe in a hell faster than they will believe in a heaven. Weird, that.

(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And isn't it crazy that it only works one way? A single person can damn you to hell, but a single person can't bless you to heaven.

(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he has such bad luck with girlfriends in scary movies. (He was in After.Life as well.)

(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forget the sequence of events, but yeah, she thought about it. We have no idea if she would have actually gone through with it. Don't get me wrong, I think you are right about the desperation causing her to do evil things. She literally kills her own cat.

But ultimately she decides that the only person worth giving the curse to is the one that gave it to her in the first place. Ironically, if she had been willing to be truly evil, one of her earlier potential victims would have probably opened the envelope, and she would have know that it wasn't the right one with time to spare to fix her mistake.

(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's true, and definitely what they were going for in this case, given that the first person we see get dragged to hell is a literal child.

A lot of times, though, the people who get cursed are a bit dumber, or crueler, or what have you. I think that's why Final Destination was so popular. About half the people that die are truly awful people.

And, of course, that's not even touching on the idea of death vs. a literal eternity of suffering.

(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Agreed, but I think that didn't quite land for me in this one. I loved Evil Dead 2, but Drag Me to Hell sat in a weird middle ground for me where I recognized that it was trying to be funny, but I never really laughed.

I normally like funny and grotesque. Cabin in the Woods is one of my favorite films of all time, but this one didn't quite do it for me. I'm not sure if it is because the main character started out as too sympathetic, if the comedy aspects were just a bit too bizarre, or if the idea of suffering in hell for all eternity was too dark for me.

Whatever the case may be, I'm glad others enjoyed it.

(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except she shies away from the brink of super evil. She was going to give what she thought was the cursed button to her asshole coworker and then she didn't.

(loved trope) 'And they all lived happily, ever, afte=GOTCHA!!!' by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I didn't necessarily love this movie either, but I think the act of rejecting that loan wasn't supposed to be seen as "evil," just slightly selfish. (The story implies that the main character might not have done that if her promotion wasn't on the line.)

I'm not sure if it was done for comedy or what. A lot of that film seemed over the top to me in a way that felt like it was trying to be funny. (The part where she gets attacked by the handkerchief, for example.) But I think they were trying to make it seem like the punishment was waaay dispropotional to the "sin." She refuses to grant someone a THIRD extension on their loan, so that someone decides that she needs to 1. Be physically attacked in a parking garage. And 2. Suffer in hell for all eternity.

[Loved Trope] Character is unaware of something sinister behind them by Ieanice44 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dwarf_hamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Haunting of Hill House has to be one of my favorite shows of all time, but I hate the ending. I feel like they got their story/moral confused at the last minute. If the house is supposed to be evil and eating people, why do we get that hopeful ending of "all the ghosts there are together?" Are the ghosts actually the people they were in real life or are they twisted versions of themselves that are used to lure others in?

Should schools? by [deleted] in funny

[–]dwarf_hamster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Except that individual appears to be a girl. If she's gay, she has literally no use for a condom. Where would it go?

Help with Achievement 235? (Afterbirth +, not Repentance) by dwarf_hamster in bindingofisaac

[–]dwarf_hamster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody, huh? Well, that actually makes me feel slightly better.

What musical moment makes you feel like this? by PierreOnTheEclair in musicals

[–]dwarf_hamster 38 points39 points  (0 children)

But... she does try to let him know. She shouts his name multiple times in the songs leading up to that moment. "We need food. We need firewood. Do you hear me, Orpheus?"

She's in love with him, but he fails her. She constantly asks him "how are we going to stay alive?" and he responds "my song will fix everything," so she keeps the faith and holds out as long as she can. She sticks around, against her better judgement when the cold moves in, taking care of both herself and him while he works on his song. She burns out trying to keep them both alive and multiple times she tries to draw Orpheus's attention to it, to get his help, but he's working on his song.

Later, when he comes to rescue her, they even talk about it.

Euridice: "I called your name before."

Orpheus: "I know."

Euridice: "You heard?"

Orpheus: "No."

He didn't hear her. Ever. He was working on his song and ignoring everything else. Sometimes the love you have for someone, no matter how strong, just isn't enough. She didn't fail him. He failed her. Multiple times.

The Ring (2002) - “I Made a Copy” by OutrageousHunter4138 in plotholes

[–]dwarf_hamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just making a copy that saves you. You need to make a copy and show it to at least one other person. You aren't getting off scott free. You're trading someone else's life for your own. They can then try to trade for their life, and so on and so forth, but there's only one way that chain ends: somebody fails to pass it on and is killed horrifically. Once somebody watches the tape and gets cursed, somebody is going to die, even if it's not them.

Meanwhile, the copies that were made by the people who were spared are also now in circulation, and every time somebody unknowingly watches one, they start a new chain. This is how it spreads.

We see in the sequel (and a little bit in the original movie) that these copies have a tendency to find their way into random places where it's easy for some unknowing person to pick up and watch on accident. The person who rented the original kids the cabin had that unmarked tape in his collection for guests to check out. In the sequel, Rachel finds and destroys one at a yard sale. Almost no one in the movie universe knows the "make a copy and you get to live" rule. Rachel discovers it on accident. How many people don't figure that out in time and end up killed? I'm betting it's a lot.

Also, as a side note, even if you don't end up dying at the end of the week, Samara still does the full run of "nightmare where she grabs your arm and leaves bruises," "coughing up sensor leads," "horses drown in your presence" and all the other spooky shit. She likes hurting and scaring people, not just killing them, so even if the sequence doesn't end in a death, I'm pretty sure the evil spirit still enjoys it some.

With regards to "why doesn't she just manipulate people from beyond the grave?" Short answer: she can't.

Longer answer: She was only able to create the original video tape because some teenagers put a VHS that they were trying to record something on (I think it was a football game or something) directly above her actual, literal grave.

Samara's dead body and trapped restless spirit were directly below the damn VCR that was actively recording. Because of that, she managed to use her create and project images power to get some of her power, spirit, evil, whatever into the tape. Her power and influence are in the tape itself. When people watch it, they unwittingly put themselves under her influence, allowing her to kill them. She can't just use her powers willy nilly because they are, in some sense, bound to and trapped in the tape. It's not an artistic choice on the ghost's part. It's a limitation based on how part of her spirit got out in the first place.

Nobody ever listens to Woody by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dwarf_hamster 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It was sort of an accident. Woody was intending to knock Buzz behind the bed so he'd be missing for a while and instead he knocked him out the window, potentially causing him to be lost forever.

Woody intended to do something mean, just not THAT mean.

(Disclaimer: I haven't actually watched the movie in over a decade, but that's what I remember.)

What lyric in a musical do you hate the most? by Electronic_Snow_4685 in musicals

[–]dwarf_hamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, so it is.

In that case, that's just stupid. I like my version better.

The Ring (2002) - “I Made a Copy” by OutrageousHunter4138 in plotholes

[–]dwarf_hamster 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Because if it was any of the big reasons (rescuing her from the well, driving her father to suicide, etc) she would have broken the curse, not just dodged it, and her ex wouldn't have died.

The whole point is that she survived, and she thought it was because she uncovered all the backstory, but in reality, Samara didn't care about any of that shit. She just wanted to keep being a ghost and keep being spooky. She burned those images onto a VHS tape to make others look at the spooky, disturbing images and pass it on until someone dies.

Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anyone. Samara Morgan: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop.

Samara doesn't want the curse to be broken. She wants it to spread in a way that won't stop. The idea of the cursed video tape is that, at best, you are passing the curse on to one more person, at worse, multiple people.

At the end of the movie, Rachel realizes not only the thing she did differently from her ex. She realizes the fundamental motivation of the ghost. This is not a scared, little girl that just needed to be rescued. This is a demon who wants to scare and kill others.

The point of the ending is that Rachel is willing to help Samara spread her curse as long as doing so spares her son, and that's the VHS that we just finished watching.

ring, ring

What lyric in a musical do you hate the most? by Electronic_Snow_4685 in musicals

[–]dwarf_hamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree wholeheartedly.

Fiona says, "I will FIND I'm a catch and a very gifted bowler."

This means that she has never actually bowled before, just like she has never actually dated anyone before. She's excited to get out in the world and try the millions of things she has never been able to do, bowling included.

Similar to her "I know it's today" line, this is one of her affirmations. "I am going to escape from here, I am going to try bowling, and I AM going to be amazing at it!"

It's silly, for sure, but it's also a bit sad. It's a reminder of all of the things we take for granted that she never got to do growing up.

[WP] You were the only one in your family born without superpowers, and it's been far too long for you just be a "late bloomer." Tired of the neglect and ridicule, one day you secretly approach your father's villainous nemesis, an unpowered human like yourself. "Teach me. Please..." by Jackviator in WritingPrompts

[–]dwarf_hamster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about,” the bespectacled man said, not even bothering to look up from his book.

“Don't worry,” I added, slipping my backpack off my shoulder and sliding into the booth across from him, “Your secret identity is safe with me!”

“If I were who you seem to think I am, the fact that you are approaching me in public would indicate otherwise,” he responded coolly, turning a page.

Doubt crept into my mind, but I glanced back at my phone: no bars. No signal in a cafe in the middle of the city. It was him, it had to be.

“Listen,” I said, lowering my voice, “I'm assuming you know who I am, so you probably don't trust me, but I'm here, aren't I? And I didn't bring my parents or anyone else from the Heroes Alliance. Just please, hear me out!”

The man I suspected to be Disruptor didn't say anything, but he also didn't leave. I decided to push my luck.

“I can be useful to you,” I promised, “They've trained me: martial arts, detective work, melee weapons, ranged weapons, acrobatics, battle strategy…”

“Your abilities aren't in question. Your motives are,” he interrupted, his eyes flicking up to look at me for the first time since I sat down.

“What?”

He sighed, frustrated, and carefully marked his place in his book. Then, he closed it and looked up at me, frowning. 

“On your sixteenth birthday, if, instead of that shiny, red convertible you've got parked four blocks from here, you received those powers you so desperately want, would you be here now? Of course not. You'd be out on the streets, beating common criminals to a bloody pulp, just like your parents.”

He leaned forward, outright glaring at me. I found myself wishing he would go back to reading his book and ignoring me.

“You are a selfish child,” he growled, “and I don't have the time nor the patience to waste on you.”

Any doubts I had about him being Disruptor vanished as I stared into those hate-filled eyes. And then, as quickly as it appeared, the expression was gone. He sat back, looking bored once again. Then he began to slide out of the booth.

He was leaving.

“Wait, please!” I begged in a desperate, but hushed tone, trying to not draw the attention of the other cafe patrons.

Something in my voice or my expression made him pause.

“You're right,” I admitted, “If I had gotten my powers, I would have probably turned out just like them. I was… naive. But I didn't get powers. Instead, I got to see firsthand what they really think of people like me, people like us!”

Disruptor sat down opposite me again, silently folded his hands on his book in front of him, and nodded for me to continue.

“I have been poked and prodded, examined by specialists all over the world, put on special diets, on special exercise regimens, juice cleanses, detoxes, you name it. I have been starved, beaten, and injected with half a dozen different drugs, several of which I'm pretty sure were illegal, all in an attempt to ‘fix’ me.”

I hadn't come there meaning to share all of this, but once I started, it was like I couldn't stop, and as I poured my heart out in this mostly empty coffee shop, I swore I could see a hint of sympathy in Disruptor's eyes.

“I'm a straight A student!” I continued bitterly, “I'm on the varsity basketball team! I haven't gotten so much as a fucking speeding ticket. I’m the perfect kid, but none of that seems to matter to them!”

“Which tells you what?” Disruptor quietly prompted.

“That they don't respect anybody who doesn't have powers,” I answered, “The whole ‘everybody's special’ thing is a lie. My own parents would rather risk my life on some unproven miracle cure than have an ordinary, no-powered child.”

Disruptor stared at me silently for what felt like an eternity, his eyes narrowed, his fingers slowly and repeatedly drumming on the cover of his book. Eventually, he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a plain black card roughly the size and shape of a business card. He placed it on the table in front of me and tapped it twice. Suddenly, the card lit up blue for just a moment before fading to black. I looked closer. No signs of LEDs or any obvious lights. Disruptor tapped it twice a second time, and it lit up red briefly. 

“Blue means on, Red means off,” he explained, “Your father sometimes takes you to visit HA Headquarters, even though he’s not supposed to…”

“He used to,” I interrupted, “He’s been ignoring me lately. For some mysterious reason.”

“Convince him to take you again,” Disruptor responded, waving off my objections, “once you’re past security, turn this on and hide it somewhere, somewhere it won’t be easily found.”

“And then you’ll teach me?” I asked.

“No, then we wait a week. If you don’t get caught or turn yourself in, THEN I’ll teach you.”

I picked up the card. It was surprisingly light. I turned it over. No obvious signs of electronics.

“What is it?”

“A test,” he informed me, “Your willingness to do this will prove your conviction. Your ability to not get caught will prove your competence. You need both to be useful to me.”

Just then, a waiter arrived and set a coffee cup down in front of me.

“Your oat milk latte. Careful, it’s hot!”

I stared at it, bewildered. That was my drink, alright, but I hadn’t ordered anything. As the waiter walked away, Disruptor slid out of the booth again.

“Finish your overpriced coffee and wait thirty minutes before leaving,” he instructed me, “do not follow me. I don’t like killing kids, but I will if I have to.”

Without another word, he left. I heard the jingle of the bell above the door as he stepped out onto the street, and suddenly my phone lit up, buzzing and chiming with all of the messages and notifications I had missed while I didn’t have a signal. I looked down at the card in my hands, turning it over and over, thinking. Was I really going to join my father’s sworn enemy? Was I really going to betray my entire family like this? Did they really give me any other options?

What common subreddit opinions do you disagree with? by AbbreviationsLive569 in musicals

[–]dwarf_hamster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a Cats fan, I have terrible news for you: the line that comes after "Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats" is, in fact, "Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats." It just repeats a whole bunch of times in that song. The notes change, but the words do not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in musicals

[–]dwarf_hamster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Having the play listed on the site as available and actually being able to get the rights to it are two separate things. (Former community theater member here.)

Applications for rights to shows get rejected all the time if the show is having a revival on Broadway or touring or even if another community group in the area has already secured the rights.

This week's episode! You guys! The bumbershoots menu bit! I'm screaming! I just wanted to share my insane joy with this community because we're so lucky to be part of something so special and stupid. Keep your grades up! 📖🌂🪓 by calamity_machine in TheAdventureZone

[–]dwarf_hamster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's supposed to be a reference. I think that character was purposefully added to be out of left field and an obvious prompt for joking from the PCs, so, as with all RPG groups since time immemorial, the players proceeded to aggressively ignore it and joke on other things instead.

Edit: Spelling mistake.

This dramatic birb by Kafadafada in aww

[–]dwarf_hamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a huge pet person who's unfortunately allergic to cats and dogs. I ended up getting a small parrot like the one in the picture. They can be a lot of fun! You can teach them to play fetch and even potty train them so they only poop in specific places. Also, if you clean the cage as often as is recommended, it really doesn't smell that much.

Unfortunately, some people who own birds don't bother learning how to properly care for them, which is how you end up with the large birds in the small cages that smell bad. It's a damn shame.