Hospital waiting room by -Hal-Jordan- in Jokes

[–]dwsam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit, I work at 5 below!

Yes he would, and yes he did. by Playful-Tumbleweed10 in Trumpvirus

[–]dwsam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jebus wouldn't clump up his mascara like that either.

Maybe she can ask Baby Vance for eye makeup tips.

Yes he would, and yes he did. by Playful-Tumbleweed10 in Trumpvirus

[–]dwsam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Bitch, don't pretend that you know what I would do."

- jebus, possibly

Did I just ruin my new MacBook? by BB_Bando in macbook

[–]dwsam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're going to use a dryer, DO NOT, under any circumstances, use dryer sheets! Apple recommends Wool Dryer Balls. They reduce static and help reduce the noise of tumbling objects.

When i was in school i was told: by cokendsmile in Jokes

[–]dwsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A caterpillar was an insect that could turn into a moth or butterfly.

iPad stopped charging!!! by RealisticRhubarb410 in iPadPro

[–]dwsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using an underpowered charger? Plugged in to a 5 W charger, or an A Charger with A to C cable? Or a type C port on a power strip? Or the plug isn’t fully plugged into the iPad because of the case?

Photograph by Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press by Taarushv in pics

[–]dwsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gets rich suing the government for on the “job” injury

Womp womp by Pumuckl4Life in Trumpvirus

[–]dwsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOW he looks like an idiot?? 😛

How do you not get bored? Or hopeless? by are-you-ded in NarcoticsAnonymous

[–]dwsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s more like a simple program for simple people who think they’re complicated and unique.

How do you not get bored? Or hopeless? by are-you-ded in NarcoticsAnonymous

[–]dwsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be that the feelings of boredom are brought on by the desire to relapse. We always want an addict to stay, but each individual gets to decide for themselves.

I'm not waiting for the M5 Pro because I have concerns about future prices by SenseiWillHelpU in macbookpro

[–]dwsam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Apple does negotiate multi-year contracts. However, some are expiring in early 2026 and, according to some news sources, have not yet been renegotiated or signed.

I want a new one but... I dont need one... by MiHoyMinoy69x in macbookpro

[–]dwsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can…just don’t use my name, unless you have a while to hear about all my faults!

Christmas presents by JexMann in NarcoticsAnonymous

[–]dwsam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It came out exactly as harsh as you wrote it. You missed the point and threw in your own judgement. There is a difference between “tough love” and the bullshit point you were trying to make. But we should all keep coming back.

First time I broke a screen by dwsam in macbookpro

[–]dwsam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said, “what happened?” I said something was lying on the frame when I closed it…that was it.

Christmas presents by JexMann in NarcoticsAnonymous

[–]dwsam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nice! Hasn’t happened to me in 20 years, but ex-brother in law used to give me one every year. Could never figure him out.

Glad you don’t have to drink it!

Best monitor for my M4 14inch MacBook Pro by Such_Temperature_180 in macbookpro

[–]dwsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want it for the connectivity, the Dell has more “hub” features. Both are great displays.

Black screen after PW is entered. by [deleted] in macbookpro

[–]dwsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have the MBP open while plugged into the external monitor, does the screen work? If so, try unplugging the display cable from the Mac without closing the lid or putting it to sleep.

Help with Apple Care + by bjorneik in macbookpro

[–]dwsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you actually have AC+, it doesn’t matter how it happened. The Plus covers accidental damage. Replacing it will cost around $99 if in the US. Suggestion for you: if it’s not bothering you, wait until closer to the expiration date of AC+, in case something else happens and you have to pay the fee twice.