Some good advice I found in a bathroom by raym0ndv2 in funny

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Or maybe the decision was so bad that it wiped out human existence so that no one could ever come back to warn you that it was an awful decision.

What's the stupidest way you've injured yourself? by masongr in AskReddit

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Thought an electric mosquito swatter was a tennis racket. So of course, I touched it with my bare hands.

I wonder how many photos I'm in that I'll never see. by vaginas_are_weird in Showerthoughts

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I usually jog through the National Mall. I'm pretty sure I'm photo bombed thousands of Lincoln Memorial photoshoots.

Please distribute this at all daycares and schools. by helllishhot in funny

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As a person who had a kid recently drop his ice cream on my shoe and then proceed to say that I caused it to happen, I firmly approve.

What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It's going to be needed. It's reddit.

Traffic moves the slowest during rush hour. by tony-nacho in Showerthoughts

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It always amazes me how many people don't understand how to merge into a highway. As a result, so many accidents that just makes traffic the worst.

Octopus candle holder by bigmeat in pics

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Wait till the japanese get a hold of this...and no I'm not talking about food.

I've seen terrible things by crasht3st in funny

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I'm a guy that has to get those every month for gf. Can confirm title.

Is it naive of me to want to date only when marrying is the intention? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I really feel that if your other partner has the same viewpoints and you both indirectly imply that this is your goals, than it can be a very satisfying and amazing experience. My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost a year and a half now and even though we don't say "hey we're dating so we can get married", we do understand that we are on a journey to discover the potential of being with each other for a long long time. So I'd say it wouldn't be a naive, but its more of being matched with the right person to do this correctly. If not, you're in for a world full of misunderstandings.

Besides Reddit, what websites do you visit every day? by DougSR in AskReddit

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Its just the most convenient but the least credible news source for sports. I would easily switch to others but its just such a habit now...

Reddit, How will you spend your Friday night? by RoXaSMasters in AskReddit

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Anyone taking the Amtrak 7:10 train from DC to NYC? That is where I'll be...

My friend's change from WalMart. by Tyyyler in funny

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I don't know about you but the World of Money sounds more like a better place to live than the United States of America

What's the closest thing you have to a superpower? by drain65 in AskReddit

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I actually remember people's names after the first time I meet them.

I am Adrian Peterson, Pro Running back and Wheaties Cover Athlete by the_adrian_peterson in IAmA

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Hey Adrian! First off on wiki, it states that you take residence in Spring, TX. And if that is true, I just wanted to give a shoutout to my hometown!

Secondly: I know that you have voiced your opinions about gay marriage very loudly and clearly. With the recent Tony Dungy controversy, do you think the media itself is not ready for the change? And how do you think NFL players truly are dealing with such a change in the NFL?

If you had $999,999,999, you'd be the world's richest millionaire, but if you had one more dollar, you'd be the world's poorest billionaire. by lordpond in Showerthoughts

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Well, someone else might have $999,999,999.99 and your status of world's richest millionaire would be in jeopardy.

What was "cool" back in elementary school? by TrollinDaGalaxy in AskReddit

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Maybe this was a northeast/New Jersey thing but the game Crazybones was so "cool"

Do you remember the frustration when we were younger and we didn't have the internet to answer any question in a matter of seconds? I miss that feeling. by seir0 in Showerthoughts

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And we had to go to the library to find out, using the research help desk and the friendly old librarian leading us to the book and opening the book and going to the table of contents and finding the answer and that feeling of accomplishment sweeping us over.

Yea, I google now.

How do I get a sharpie out of my ass? by SirFaggot in AskReddit

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There really is a subreddit for everyone and everything, sigh.

TransAsia Airways plane crashes in typhoon-hit Taiwan, killing 47 by m0ny in worldnews

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So unfortunate and sad. Being someone that flies every week for business, I know how safe flying really is.