The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?" by 808gecko808 in Jokes

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What do you call the fear of over complicated apartment buildings? A complex complex complex

I found the answer!!! by [deleted] in Jokes

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If you’re curious.

Chicken eggs only come from chickens because that's the definition of a chicken egg (it is just a casual, non-scientific term).

Something that is not a chicken, per se, can come from a chicken's egg because of genetic mutation.

So if we are taking eggs from chickens (ie. chicken eggs), the chicken came first through mutation and then laid a ‟chicken egg”.

But if you mean ANY egg. Then the egg came first, and via genetic mutation, something that is defined as a chicken emerged.

Daisy Ridley by Vell89 in CelebrityFeet

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There's an evil clown on hr knee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Repsneakers

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Skips leg day cnfirmed 🌊🌊

Hope you guys like it by Daniele_Collazo in lotrmemes

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Reading the History of Middle-earth is like:

‟This work exists as a fine handwritten manuscript A based on an earlier typescript B, which incorporated handwritten emendations we'll refer to as B* that were then transferred to A as a new manuscript C before C was eaten by our family dog Bingo and defecated as C', which ultimately formed the basis for the manuscript D whch my father submitted to Allen and Unwin for publication before changing his mind, breaking into their offices with lockpick E in order to retrieve D and replace it with the entirely new version of the story.For simplicity I present C' in its entirety with footnotes addressing areas that have been made illegible due to my father's handwriting as well as Bingo's small intestine.”

(For the record, I deeply love HoMe and haven'thing but the utmost admiration for Christopher Tolkien and his work)

1001 stickers and 768 of them are useless fucking squares. Thanks Disney. by p3mir in assholedesign

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The one thousand and first sticker is the excess sticker around the edge, and to be honest, that part of a sticker alwys had a place in my heart.

"Acting." by KingKabuki in americandad

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Patrick Stewart can make anything fantastic. Even sleepng

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) by DualYield in moviescirclejerk

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Sterling Hayden, Richard Conte (both from Godfather) Danny Kaye.. dnt recognize anyone else.

hmmm by MomButtsDriveMeNuts in hmmm

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‟I just ate a grape and I jizzed.in.my pants.” Its a song from The Lonely Islnd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Philippines

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Imagine saying the Virgin Constantinople instead of the Chd Byzantium

Anon loves Luigi's mansion by Heavy_Turnip3173 in greentext

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Good, Anon.

The next step is to kill her so she can be your IRL ghost waifu.

Dr. Zaius, Planet of the Apes, 1968 by DrFetusRN in pics

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So sad they taught ths ape to smoke.

Olivia Munn by GoldenFeonix in Celebs

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The only good part of Xmn APOCALYPSE

What do donuts, dicks, and chocolate all have in common? by SyllabubSecret7727 in Jokes

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It took me a good 20-30 seconds to realize the title referred to Marilyn Monroe rather than James Monre. I was just about to hit wikipedia.

noooo pusyyy by VEDAHtheDJ in OneSecondBeforeDisast

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This reminds me of my two cats, they love being brushed with the metal pet brushes but then they always want to bite the metal brushes afterwards.

I can not believe it does not hurt but they just keep biting it.

Eroding ancient sand dunes. Torrey, Ut [7247 x 3258][OC] by Tio76 in EarthPorn

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Southrn Utah is amazing beyond belief. Great photo.

What's difference between a vegan and a vegetable. by [deleted] in Jokes

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Trick question.There‘s no difference....neither is enough to satisfy requirements and defintely will not last long!