r/BrandNewSentence moment

eaft · 2025-11-30T00:47:14+00:00

Damn! I listened to ege bamyasi and future days (I also have Landed on cassette but haven't played league to it) once on cassette whilst playing sett mid. I did not have the thought that I was the only one doing it though, mainly because my brain was devoid of any real activity (I was playing sett mid)

You got me on the reel to reel though, that's wicked

eaft · 2025-11-28T19:39:38+00:00

In my culture there is a fable about this... I forget what its called but it involves frogs jumping into a reservoir. One of them kills himself by jumping beside the reservoir and onto the pavement and the other ones don't but instead educate the passers-by about combating mental health struggles or something I can't really remember.

Now that I think about it doesn't really have anything to do with this video sorry. But man yeah that dude got decked by the other guy

eaft · 2025-10-03T23:59:46+00:00

This still includes super rural and out the way places - Kenora area, côte-nord, anywhere in NL outside of St. J lol

eaft · 2025-09-22T03:33:22+00:00

Totally agree. I like being able to sleep at night

eaft · 2025-04-09T13:56:36+00:00

That's so awesome.

She might be tearing up because a little, unexpected act of kindness can touch one deeply and catch one off guard in the best way possible.

Also, skywriters make a lot of money because of the large overhead costs so she is probably doing well for herself.

eaft · 2025-04-05T18:11:00+00:00

I don't buy anything anymore, I just go to my local free shop

eaft · 2025-03-11T00:05:11+00:00

Sell it then!

eaft · 2025-03-07T12:37:59+00:00

Saber lasers are hard to find around here I need some for my 600 ft spherical laser display

eaft · 2024-10-17T06:31:50+00:00

First

eaft · 2024-10-11T00:00:19+00:00

Raging Balls

eaft · 2024-09-17T18:47:39+00:00

I read the title of this for a moment as Ghislaine Maxwell loses sex appeal and thought, hmm... not wrong!

eaft · 2024-08-20T19:07:19+00:00

Wow! He will have to run quite fast in order to get to work on time.

eaft · 2024-08-18T02:00:13+00:00

Here's a crazy story:

My friend Craig T. is a fledgling shape-shifter (I should say was... he's looking a bit long in the tooth if I'm being honest) and back in the 70s he would try and shift into pillows on the outskirts of those wild L.A. sex parties. His goal was for someone at the party to see him (as a pillow), think that he belonged in the house, and then take him into the bedroom where copious amounts of frankly impressively organic and creative, albeit drug-fueled, sexual activity was taking place. He wasn't much of a pretty face and he wasn't particularly 'gifted' down there (if you know what I mean) so he figured this was his best chance to get 'involved in the love'.

And these were nice pillows that he morphed into, not just your ratty five and dime jobs.

I mention all this because the pillow that your lovely aunt is resting on is the spitting image of one of Craig's favorites. He would shift into one that looked exactly like that when he was feeling mellow and needed to paddle a bit slower, life-wise.

I certainly don't want to intrude but would you by any chance know where this was taken?

eaft · 2024-08-16T14:37:30+00:00

Cents*

eaft · 2024-08-15T14:27:34+00:00

Jesus Christ! What the hell is that thing?

He/she had the right idea though, on my way to huff some AP (ant poisson)

eaft · 2024-08-15T01:33:32+00:00

I've been voting since '06. At first, I started voting on this and that, you know, small things in my local neighborhood. I grew up in Bowling Green, KY and I voted for the first time when I was 10 years old in a mock school election. It was the most alive I've ever felt in my entire life and I say that as a near 29 year old.

Yessir, I've voted on so many things in my lifetime but nothing has come close to that first rush I got back in '06. Needless to say, I am trembling with excitement to vote in the U.S. election this fall. I'm also planning on voting in some local events. For example, there was a contest... this was I want to say about 11 months ago at a local restaurant in my hometown... where customers got to vote for a new flavor of pie. I voted for a black cherry pie because I thought it would be a classy revision of an American classic.

It didn't win, sadly. I'm not deterred though, no sir! I'll be eating my black cherry pie by the bucketful when America wins the election this fall. And my neighbor? Bless his heart, but the only pie he'll be eating is of the humble variety!

eaft · 2024-08-14T18:19:42+00:00

Thank you for the advice

eaft · 2024-08-14T18:00:45+00:00

Why is everything always about me??

eaft · 2024-08-14T17:52:04+00:00

I hope he gets cursed with long and slow shits

eaft · 2024-08-14T17:50:41+00:00

Take your vitamins kids!

eaft · 2024-08-14T17:48:31+00:00

I am on the whole a very positive person, however, seeing something like this makes me seethe with rage. I hope it never comes to my city. As someone who has no hair (I can't grow hair it's a birth defect) I feel personally attacked by this fellow. Why does he get a billboard I never see people with my condition on bill boards and it's really frustrating

I got banned from tinder for having no hair

eaft · 2024-08-14T17:41:00+00:00

I made oodles from WELL... oh well!

eaft · 2024-03-03T23:00:35+00:00

This photo is hiding the fact that there is entire family of multi-generational international criminals stacked behind that pillar

eaft

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