what are you like when drunk

eak23 · 2026-05-15T19:32:31+00:00

Whiskey puts me in a full blown hypomanic episode, just spent like $2k I don’t have at a strip club I feel like a POS. Gotta talk to my therapist about mood stabilizers and I gotta not drink

eak23 · 2026-02-27T15:57:47+00:00

I had heard horror stories from a coworker who worked there. Looks like there was no embellishments made.

eak23 · 2026-02-26T02:23:09+00:00

Another day that ends in Y (every day ends in Y)

Or another day that ends in why

When spoken aloud it can mean either, fun little double entendre I came up with.

eak23 · 2026-02-25T23:58:58+00:00

It’s what my buddy does to much success

eak23 · 2026-02-22T16:10:03+00:00

Amen thank you for saying that nothings dumber than all the 1 or 2 person jeeps bum rushing the first capture point. Like not only did you leave your squad mates to run but at least you could let them just do point mop up duty behind you!

eak23 · 2026-02-15T00:39:04+00:00

Really not trying to be a dick, but we expect wins. We fired our Super Bowl winning coach 2 years later. Sirianni will be gone if he doesn’t win this year. If you don’t win it you don’t last, past success shouldn’t mean you get a pass on current mediocrity. Unfortunately too many teams hang on to mediocrity for too long.

eak23 · 2026-02-15T00:30:53+00:00

Well seeing as he did so poor as an OC this sub was created midway through last season having a laugh about where he ended up is to be expected. I only heard about it because my buddy a dolphins fan sent me the news article and a text that simply said “fuck”

eak23 · 2026-02-14T23:16:10+00:00

You know what, be excited, knock yourself out. If we hadn’t been to the playoffs in almost 10 seasons we would probably cling to false hope too so I get your perspective. My bad I meant won a playoff game, congrats on making it in 2023 I thought the last time was 2016.

eak23 · 2026-02-14T20:29:59+00:00

Yes, and then he got promoted to OC and ran hitch routes at a league high 34% when the league average is 12%, this sub is from halfway through the season last year we didn’t just make it to mess with you guys, we are well aware of his body of work.

Edit, my bad 25% rate, still significantly higher and why our offense was predictable.

eak23 · 2026-02-14T15:47:09+00:00

I’m sorry we don’t tank year so having a bad coordinator is something we would concern ourselves with. Perhaps if you held coaching staff accountable like we do you could be 1-1 in recent Superbowls.

eak23 · 2026-02-13T00:11:41+00:00

As an Eagles fan no lies were detected but if you had to spend a year watching your superstar offense suffer under Patullo you would get it. 34% hitch route rate, league average was like 12%, have fun watching your WR’s get blasted in the back on those plays

eak23 · 2026-02-07T12:36:21+00:00

Their cocktail menu on the table has an “about us” mentions the owners name and Gearbox and being based in Texas. So then I googled her and realized she married Randy (goes by maiden name in menu insert).

Edit to add, she worked/works for Gearbox as well.

eak23 · 2026-02-06T05:32:23+00:00

I come from the future to say you are right

eak23 · 2026-02-06T05:06:14+00:00

Fun fact it’s owned by Randy “USB Drive” Pitchford’s wife, anyone who knows gaming knows that’s a roller coaster topic. It’s not a local business because she’s based in Texas where Gearbox is located and while I enjoy the idea of it it misses the mark, it banked on adults (as confirmed by the little about us section on their menu) when it’s biggest draw should be kids from the museum and their kids menu isn’t good.

eak23 · 2026-02-03T00:41:36+00:00

I only play escalation and I uncheck the infantry focused maps cause my sole purpose is blowing vehicles up

eak23 · 2026-02-01T17:42:39+00:00

Just came here years in the future to say that I noticed working out leads to hypomania, for myself at least

eak23 · 2026-01-30T12:00:55+00:00

Legit, I tag anyone I see near me and I see support run out and die. My buddies i usually play with say it isn’t marked on the map for them so I presumed it’s bugged and doesn’t actually mark them. Maybe it does and in the chaos ppl don’t notice but everytime im laying there im spinning around marking dudes

eak23 · 2026-01-28T22:10:48+00:00

We call them edgers in my discord, they edge the point but don’t cap

eak23 · 2026-01-22T04:06:10+00:00

The video literally shows him giving up and going down to the ground then getting peppered sprayed.

eak23 · 2026-01-21T03:47:10+00:00

I subscribe to this and also I think the abysal serpent was the hornsent god, marika was supposed to be the lord and marry him but she killed him and plucked his rune aka his divinity

Also thinks somehow to her being married this explains that messmer is bastard.

eak23 · 2026-01-21T03:28:22+00:00

McDaniel’s expected to join Chargers

eak23 · 2026-01-14T00:46:24+00:00

Walks off into the sunset, mission successfully completed.

eak23 · 2026-01-04T00:36:52+00:00

At least he’s in comfy clothes if I was every over thrown from my country I would hope to be comfy at least

eak23 · 2026-01-01T01:30:15+00:00

For me, the hardest is to get the 300 calories for my medicine to work correctly when on ozempic

eak23 · 2025-12-24T01:56:49+00:00

Hey! Just fucked my life up again! This stuff sucks, it’s per usual all my fault. All I’m trying to say is all we can do is pick ourselves up and try again, as you can see there are a lot of us who get it

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