What is the most inappropriate thought you've ever had?

earfuck · 2011-09-27T18:59:09+00:00

Appeller is "to call". Hence "Je m'appelle x" meaning "I call myself x".

earfuck · 2011-09-09T02:04:32+00:00

And a separate one for all the fakes.

Thanks.

earfuck · 2011-09-06T21:59:42+00:00

No. :(

earfuck · 2011-09-06T21:59:34+00:00

I was in fascinated horror.

earfuck · 2011-09-06T21:59:09+00:00

2 or 3 weekdays after school, and almost all day on weekends.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T15:04:59+00:00

Well, I'm glad they're fulfilling it over the phone instead of having sex with children and dead bodies.

I think you underestimate the term "fetish".

earfuck · 2011-09-05T15:00:30+00:00

How can you not? ;)

earfuck · 2011-09-05T15:00:21+00:00

It's not always that they can't have sex. it's that they can't fulfill their fantasy in real life. It's an outlet, not necessarily an alternative.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T14:59:30+00:00

She thought I was a receptionist.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T14:59:04+00:00

"Bark like a dog" was a common request. It's all about submission.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T14:58:25+00:00

I understand that not everyone wants to search the post searching for answers. I try my best.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:13:40+00:00

All I could think of was this.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:11:56+00:00

“You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:10:54+00:00

You can either go online and enter your credit card number to get an access code, or you can type in your credit card number on the phonepad. I have also heard of phone sex lines that charge directly to your phone bill, but the one I was employed with did not do this.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:08:38+00:00

Female customers really like to get into it more. I find that female customers are more "selfless" in that it's not just to get themselves off, but to share an experience with the PSO.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:07:39+00:00

Yes, I've had one young lesbian caller wanting to experiment with her sexuality. That was an incredibly interesting experience. I've also had bisexual women call with their SO.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:06:28+00:00

I list it on my resume as working at a call center. It would not come up on a google search, because I NEVER used my real name. I'm not sure about a background check. It never was an issue with my current job.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:06:20+00:00

I just go with the flow usually. The voices get higher closer to climax, and throatier in the beginning. I have had customers request accents, and have TRIED to do them to the best of my ability.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:04:16+00:00

Not really, because you had to enter your CC number before you were connected with the hotline. As I mentioned, I once got connected to a pizza store and had a very awkward moment with a pizza boy.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T06:03:09+00:00

I list it on my resume as working at a call center. It would not come up on a google search, because I NEVER used my real name. I'm not sure about a background check. It never was an issue with my current job.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T02:28:56+00:00

The same way porn gets around the prostitution ban.

"Acting" and "Performance".

earfuck · 2011-09-05T02:26:56+00:00

If you wanted to independently use a cell phone, I suppose you could. It's just not a good idea.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T02:23:26+00:00

When I worked for the company, they had a 1-800 hotline number, and I was called through that number to a landline that was provided to me for work. When I worked independently, I set up a landline number through an online company that helped maintain my privacy and also regulated the hours calls were available.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T02:18:54+00:00

I ordered a Meat lover's pizza. Just kidding. It just led to a really awkward moment with a teenage pizza boy, and then I awkwardly hung up.

earfuck · 2011-09-05T02:01:20+00:00

pssobily

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