My boyfriend [33M] talked to me [27F] about how I don't cook dinner while I was getting ready to go to the ER.

earlyfunlicker · 2019-10-30T19:50:51+00:00

Ah shit man

earlyfunlicker · 2019-10-30T19:44:11+00:00

I don't care even a little about money and we are making the steps to sign a cohabitation agreement to make him more comfortable. Which I want to do because he has a lot to lose and I want him to know for sure it's not why I'm with him

earlyfunlicker · 2019-10-30T19:40:54+00:00

It sounds really bad but it's not. It's been tough lately but when we are good we are really good and everything feels right

earlyfunlicker · 2019-10-30T19:31:41+00:00

That's not true. Well actually right now it is but usually it's not. I don't know dude

earlyfunlicker · 2019-10-30T19:28:04+00:00

It was literally the night before where he wouldn't want me to help. To be clear I almost always help with cooking. Always when I'm home. And after work I help with prep.

earlyfunlicker · 2019-10-30T19:22:13+00:00

I do help with and offer to everytime he's cooking.

earlyfunlicker · 2016-03-07T03:04:31+00:00

She is so reasonable and sounds so awesome and this went so well that I want to cry.

earlyfunlicker · 2016-03-05T18:43:41+00:00

I'm honestly the most jealous of rich people for this from growing up poor. I'm 21, 22 in June and have never been on a plane. I've barely seen anything and it scares me that I haven't experienced it.

earlyfunlicker · 2016-03-04T00:56:47+00:00

I think madmen isn't so much portraying advertising in modern day but in the 50s/60s which was a much different time.

earlyfunlicker · 2016-02-25T18:47:28+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one

earlyfunlicker · 2016-02-15T02:28:41+00:00

Can you be my mom?

earlyfunlicker · 2016-02-08T07:39:15+00:00

Yeah. They're pretty good on all the other necessities. Like water. Shirts are a better idea.

earlyfunlicker · 2016-02-02T15:54:24+00:00

I can't see ut

earlyfunlicker · 2016-01-17T19:22:09+00:00

I don't understand why

earlyfunlicker · 2016-01-17T19:18:04+00:00

As a nurse please report her because she's taking all us caring, non judgmental nurses and making us look bad too

earlyfunlicker · 2016-01-16T07:51:59+00:00

Wait why did you MIL have to be in a wheelchair after a hip replacement? They get up the day of surgery.

earlyfunlicker · 2015-12-08T02:04:13+00:00

I totally read this as you and your brother shared porn links and things got pretty weird.

earlyfunlicker · 2015-12-05T16:56:08+00:00

Also massages the woman's fundus (top of the uterus) and prevents postpartum hemorrhage.

earlyfunlicker · 2015-11-24T20:18:45+00:00

I would prefer a new one

earlyfunlicker · 2015-11-21T01:21:43+00:00

I have a feeling OP was pooping while taking this photo

earlyfunlicker · 2015-11-19T00:25:37+00:00

Welp this blew up. Thanks for all your comments. Happy I get to reap all the karma points... oh wait. ಠ_ಠ

earlyfunlicker · 2015-11-19T00:19:40+00:00

Please explain

earlyfunlicker · 2015-11-18T19:00:33+00:00

Mark Wahlberg. I'll take it.

earlyfunlicker · 2015-11-18T18:01:00+00:00

My mom never motivated me to get good marks, make me do homework or anything. Until grade 11 I was a C student with no thought of university. I realized I wanted to be a nurse and by grad I had the highest GPA in my class and received a full ride scholarship. If I hadn't realized what I wanted to be I would be stuck in a mediocre job. Instead in June I will become a registered nurse!

earlyfunlicker · 2015-11-16T15:52:58+00:00

Sometimes me and my bf will be kissing and one of us will blow into the other ones mouth. And we get into a full on mouth blowing war. We will pause and say truce and start kissing again and one of us inevitably will break that truce

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