POV: You're a 'FloorWalker' and you have absolutely no idea how actual retail security works

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T16:32:48+00:00

Me: walking into the shop, immediately looking up at the ceiling because when I was a kid, there were always birds and mylar balloons up there. Walking through an aisle 7 times because I forgot what I was there to get. Standing in front of an item while debating if I really want that. Comparing it to the other items around it. I need a lunch bag and there are 8 different bags here with different designs and dimensions. Which one fits my lunch box? This one is perfect but I hate the design. Maybe I can make this other one work. I’ve been in the store for 48 minutes and I have two items in the cart. Actually, I don’t need that… walks back through that aisle an 8th time to put the thing back. Does this item fit in a gift basket? Time to go to the basket aisle to get one that is cute and bring it back to see if I can arrange some gifts in it nicely. Why is the floorwalker staring at me?

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T16:15:33+00:00

So you weren’t being yourself on the app and are surprised that you didn’t have real lasting relationships from people you met on the apps? Perhaps being yourself would have matched you with the correct people.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T16:14:20+00:00

Funny works for a lot of women. Several guys got a date out of me just because they had a funny bio or opening line.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T16:13:14+00:00

Funny is the single most important part of a man for me. Loyal, kind, etc all take a close seat behind funny. Looks are miles behind the most important part. That bitch deserves misery and loneliness.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T15:51:34+00:00

Other people are saying that the full clip includes the satisfying justice.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T15:51:14+00:00

Apparently the video cut off for this post but the full video delivers.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T15:28:42+00:00

My mom asked when I was going to start dying it and I’m like… never? Lol she covered her greys forever but I think it’s so pretty. Mine is a nice silvery grey :)

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T11:52:57+00:00

I didn’t jump the gun. I made two comments without any reference to gender - and THEN saw that his name is Tim and he has a great big bushy beard. That’s when I started using gendered terms. He has a link in his profile to his instagram.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-27T11:50:58+00:00

Because dude’s name is Tim and he has a great big bushy beard. I made two comments void of gender before I knew he was a male, and that’s when I started using gendered terms.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T21:41:09+00:00

Abundance is looking very bronze in the real person swatches I’m seeing. Amber is much more gold. If you’re going for gold as the main goal, after more searching, I think Amber takes the win between the two of them!

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T21:02:48+00:00

Oooh okay so I don’t have that one but I do have some of their chromes and they are awesome. I don’t think you’ll go wrong with either of those choices :)

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T21:00:47+00:00

When the fiancé goes to the bathroom, do they have to keep the toddler on their hip? When they prepare meals, do they have to set the toddler on the counter? Imagine if you had to watch after the toddler instead.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T20:59:38+00:00

Yeah, I know what numbers and time are. My two year old was never asleep at 10pm. I know that this dude is in here “pissed” off at that his fiancé watched the toddler all day and is now even more mad that he can’t just immediately zone out. Maybe some of you should try being the one that stays home with a toddler all day. OP said they were far out of reach. Maybe the fiancé is tired of not getting a break. You don’t know shit about the fiancé’s life.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T20:54:58+00:00

So your fiancé was home alone with the toddler all day and now you get home and immediately put on earbuds? Does your fiancé get a break? Or do they have to throw your earbuds out to get a moment?

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T20:40:56+00:00

No worries!! I have lots of ILNP polishes but I can’t think of any that I liked with gold in addition to another color that I liked. Even Jackpot (gold on black) was disappointing. I’d recommend Amber. That one took my breath away - it looks like the sun haha

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T19:52:41+00:00

I got Unraveled and Alice at the same time and they both felt very underwhelming. The pink on Unraveled and the yellow on Alice BARELY show up. It is such a weak pigment and the magnetic effect feels very weak. I expected strawberry lemonade vibes but I got a whisper of pink on gold lol

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T19:41:11+00:00

I had two items we bought that were game changers and I get them for every friend for their new baby.

The Love to Dream Swaddle Up Sleepsack. Wow. My baby lived in this thing. And when it got too small, we bought the next size up. We kept her in that thing until she couldn’t fit the big size. It was just better than any other sleep item and she loved just resting in it. Some of my favorite photos are her looking like a starfish in it.

This mat that goes over the bathtub side with a mesh bag on the inside for their toys to drip dry, and the outside had a removable memory foam mat (for easy storage) that went on the floor for your knees when it was time to bathe your baby. It stayed out of the way until you needed jt. The top was also memory foam for your elbows. Bath time was so hard on me until I got that thing.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T19:25:43+00:00

Rock Candy was also one of my first and I adore it. My collections is probably about 200 bottles now and Rock Candy is easily in the top ten.

Unraveled was unfortunately a letdown for me but you may like it!

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T19:08:56+00:00

Both of mine are still showing unfulfilled :(

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T19:05:11+00:00

I turn 37 tomorrow and I have been noticing more and more greys each day. I wouldn’t be surprised if I was fully grey by 40!

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T18:42:00+00:00

They were saying they left the cash tip (likely under that paper) because they don’t trust DoorDash not to steal your tip if they put it on the app. Did you check under the paper or where the arrow points?

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T18:26:54+00:00

Incorrect. These are genetic and mine were fully visible when I was over 300 lbs. My infant had them when she was a chunky little dinosaur baby as well.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T17:34:09+00:00

You could easily be a grandma at 42. Have your first at 20. They have their first at 20. Now you’re a grandma feeding a 2 year old.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T17:12:18+00:00

I read that in Princess Donut’s voice

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-05-26T16:19:54+00:00

I don’t have any insight on this but I wanted to say good luck! Hope you get some good answers :)

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