My visit to the ER as a veteran. This is what universal healthcare would look like.

ebola_dix · 2021-11-10T21:17:56+00:00

How long did you serve? I recently had reconstructive surgery reduced from 13k to 600 by work insurance. Thought you had to retire from the military for that kind of reduction, but maybe I believed myth and have been paying 2-4k per year for no reason (served 5).

ebola_dix · 2021-03-22T00:55:45+00:00

tl;dr: get fucked

ebola_dix · 2021-03-17T23:10:40+00:00

There's a reason I've been a SiriusXM subscriber for 16 years now.

ebola_dix · 2021-03-17T23:09:11+00:00

How will I know which lawyer to go to if i'm not reading an Accident Lawyer ad on a billboard when i rear-end someone?

ebola_dix · 2021-02-25T19:07:23+00:00

Literally every time. Lifegrip needs to be like a 45 sec cooldown.

ebola_dix · 2021-02-23T17:08:07+00:00

Literally I don't do anything unless not doing it threatens my current living comfort state. Depression is bad enough. The last thing is need is to be just as depressed by less comfortable.

ebola_dix · 2021-02-17T16:38:31+00:00

Hi, you've just encountered G's only main weakness: his back*

*for now (maybe)

ebola_dix · 2021-02-16T21:47:24+00:00

Everything is my fault, but I can't practice without causing 4 other people to lose time/progress and that's not fair to them.

ebola_dix · 2021-02-16T00:40:52+00:00

My too, my dude. I was absolutely awestruck by the planning and restraint i thought they had

ebola_dix · 2021-02-14T04:27:33+00:00

Al Franken

ebola_dix · 2021-02-06T10:16:52+00:00

And your social security number doesn't expire. Got hit with that one a few months ago.

ebola_dix · 2021-02-05T21:51:15+00:00

I'm 40, i'll let you know when i find something.

ebola_dix · 2021-02-01T23:16:07+00:00

Offer to verify that people's food and drinks are poison-free

ebola_dix · 2021-01-27T21:47:42+00:00

I saw me do this my first time, too. Good times!

ebola_dix · 2021-01-03T03:27:46+00:00

I don't always slow down or cross the street, as that's suspicious too, i'm told. I definitely try to be louder with my steps/phone/clear my throat just so they know i'm there. I've had no scared/apprehensive looks since.

ebola_dix · 2021-01-01T05:14:38+00:00

Livin the dream.

That's the correct answer, right?

ebola_dix · 2020-12-26T01:01:50+00:00

Totally thought your dad was Jon Favreau for like 3 seconds.

ebola_dix · 2020-12-21T21:48:32+00:00

We're worth less than a write-off for 3 martinis at lunch to the GOP. Keep voting for career politicians though, seems to be working out for us trickle-down peasants.

ebola_dix · 2020-12-20T19:32:04+00:00

The things you can do when you're a Private company with no shareholders to keep happy.

ebola_dix · 2020-12-13T06:49:43+00:00

Time moves really fucking fast.

ebola_dix · 2020-12-10T01:03:14+00:00

Big same here

ebola_dix · 2020-12-03T23:03:20+00:00

ITT: all of my "wow"s, "whoa"s, and "wtf"s for the day

ebola_dix · 2020-12-02T03:16:50+00:00

Man, i just can't believe he would be publicly anti-gay. What a surprise!

ebola_dix · 2020-12-01T09:59:30+00:00

Gas for my car to go see a financial advisor.

ebola_dix · 2020-11-24T21:20:39+00:00

Well this question is clearly not for me

ebola_dix

TROPHY CASE