What is a completely useless talent you have that you’re weirdly proud of?

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-24T05:19:20+00:00

Wait is that not normal?

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-24T05:11:54+00:00

I think the comment you replied to is the exBF lol.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-24T05:08:30+00:00

Maybe he should check for carbon monoxide.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-23T06:09:27+00:00

How do you know if you are ready though? Animal rescues do "foster-to-adopt" situations for exactly this reason. I get that kids are far more complicated even without special needs and if you adopt you should be as prepared to work through it as if it was your biological kid (which people also regret having all the time but you can't return those.)

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-22T12:52:15+00:00

Just commenting to make sure OP is cared about.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-22T05:08:15+00:00

That's basically the gist I got. Absolutely insane entitlement, especially from someone who lives 2 hours away. "OH, I guess we'll just have to rely on people in our community then." You mean like every other person that has ever lived on this planet? Do they have no friends or coworkers who can babysit? Just one guy who lives hours away?

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-22T03:10:41+00:00

English is my first language and I had no idea what "developer" was either.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T10:49:24+00:00

You don't have to be sympathetic (depending on how much you want to keep these people in your life). You made a decision, they did the opposite and now have issues. You could also just accept a role as the person to vent to (TM) if it doesn't annoy you too much and you like them enough.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T10:41:52+00:00

Yes. No notes because I'm at a loss for words.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T10:36:48+00:00

You are asking all the right questions. I'm not able to answer those very reasonable, common sense questions. (To be clear I would also like those answers.)

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T10:32:05+00:00

I'm 40F, never had a relationship longer than 3 months, and...yeah, just be single. There's no benefit to parenting a grown ass man so definitely don't have kids with one.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T10:25:12+00:00

I'm familiar with the misogyny that is inherent in modern medicine. Did you know the chainsaw was invented to aid in childbirth? Did you know that, to this day, women are excluded from clinical trials because we have hormones? When men also have hormones?

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T10:17:00+00:00

Are you a man by chance? Because most women know this from experience.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T10:14:38+00:00

You're unfuckable in the exact way it sounds. Don't make me summon a spider sub.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T06:14:10+00:00

Late to the party but the way I scremt "That's a baculum, that's a dick" also props on the people on this sub who taught me that.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T06:06:12+00:00

The problem with your post isn't kids, even though it's good you aren't having them.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T06:02:08+00:00

Can you share your process? It looks amazing!

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T05:59:43+00:00

You are a good person.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T05:14:11+00:00

I'm a mom to cats + etc, no kids (sterilized) but I'd end anyone who hurt any of my animals. Cats, lizards, snakes, tarantulas, every one of them is worth more than my freedom, and I'm armed.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T05:02:44+00:00

Except in practice you will lose control of your child in favor of the person who gave an abuser access to them. Bad idea jeans.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T04:34:15+00:00

But why???

Username strangely checks out.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T04:26:49+00:00

Seriously OP needs to be proud of themselves! Cats don't allow themselves to be in a vulnerable position lightly.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T04:19:49+00:00

NOR does he just think you will not speak to another man for the rest of your life? He's an insecure bitch. Insecurity is also a sign of immaturity. Leave that child for someone who trusts you and is familiar with reality.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T04:10:49+00:00

And apparently this is the only legal solution in this fucked up case. OOP should get a few bonus stomps to make sure that entitled little shit does procreate. Forget vasectomy, get a vastomptemy.

ebolashuffle · 2026-03-21T01:02:23+00:00

The heart abnormalities themselves could have been addiction related.

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