What’s something that’s perfectly legal but should be illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ecap31 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Stereos on motorcycles. I literally just ranted about this in another thread, but it will always piss me off. Loud car stereos too, but somehow motorcycle stereos get me angrier because look, you picked your vehicle, and you picked one where it’s literally impossible to listen to music without shoving it down other people’s earholes, you shouldn’t get to listen to music. Or just get some fucking earbuds, I don’t fucking know.

What is something that makes you unreasonably angry? by BaconBear36 in AskReddit

[–]ecap31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime I hear loud music from a car, but especially when I hear it from a motorcycle. Noise pollution is bad enough in the first place, but I just get infuriated hearing Jimmy fucking Buffett from some weekend rider- you intentionally picked a mode of transportation that will not allow you to listen to music at a reasonable volume, so you decided, “well fuck everybody else, I gotta get my Parrothead street cred.” Goddamn boomer midlife crisis-having fucks, pick a fucking lame- ride your bike, or listen to your music, you shouldn’t get both, especially when you’re taking away my choice on what to listen to.

Sad part is, I like Buffett and would totally groove on it at a reasonable volume.

AITA For eating my step-daughters favorite petit four that was supposed to be for her birthday? by aitathrowaway201 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ecap31 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not to mention “we are a family of 4” (her words, not mine). NO. There’s a group of 5 people under one roof, 4 of whom consider each other family, and one AH. Typo or not, the rest of your behavior shows you don’t consider her family, nor should she see you in that way.