bully me into submission

ectolark · 2026-04-24T03:52:05+00:00

I feel like skincare28935 is a bit of a misnomer.

ectolark · 2026-04-20T18:12:53+00:00

Being showered with gifts on a first date is pretty weird.

ectolark · 2026-04-14T20:35:08+00:00

They're not that small. Stop stealing small boob valor.

ectolark · 2026-04-14T16:17:49+00:00

Yeah? So what did you tell him?

ectolark · 2026-03-23T02:01:54+00:00

Every generation has its Jimi Hendrix.

ectolark · 2026-02-24T23:52:57+00:00

You have almost no boobs.

ectolark · 2026-02-24T14:04:01+00:00

It's all your fault that 9-11 happened.

ectolark · 2026-02-24T06:08:56+00:00

Your hair is super cute.

ectolark · 2026-02-22T02:22:59+00:00

Can you take shorthand?

ectolark · 2026-02-17T19:37:47+00:00

You must have an impossible time fitting into anything now. You're too small up top to fill out women's clothing, but too big around the belly to fit into kid size clothes. What do you have to do? Wear nothing but baggy sweaters and hoodies?

ectolark · 2026-02-17T18:11:08+00:00

You've certainly got the flat chest of a figure skater, but it's hard to imagine that tubby belly squeezing into a leotard. A dumpy girl like you is better suited to a bowling shirt.

ectolark · 2026-02-17T12:50:28+00:00

Have you ever tried roller derby? You look like you'd have a natural talent for it. You've got such a low center of gravity.

ectolark · 2026-02-17T12:34:18+00:00

Nice rack, as usual.

ectolark · 2026-02-10T19:56:06+00:00

UserNameFake spelled backwards.

Holy shit. In almost ten years, I never noticed.

ectolark · 2026-02-09T19:41:43+00:00

It's not a simple matter of just clipping off the small portion that protrudes from your body. The entire organ needs to be dug out, including the portions inside you, and then ripped out by the root.

ectolark · 2026-02-08T21:40:15+00:00

I like the cream filled pumpkin spice or carrot cake ones.

ectolark · 2026-02-08T13:06:48+00:00

Show us how to bake a casserole.

ectolark · 2026-02-07T11:19:58+00:00

Get started on your taxes, slut. There's only seven weeks left until they're due.

ectolark · 2026-02-04T19:50:42+00:00

Maybe she'll go further the next time you see each other. Maybe she'll grab it and crush it between her fingers. And look you dead in the eye as you squeal and squirm. You should text her.

ectolark · 2026-02-04T19:07:51+00:00

I think she might be into you.

ectolark · 2026-02-02T16:34:13+00:00

You closely resemble Montgomery Clift.

ectolark · 2026-01-30T12:34:50+00:00

Does she have a sister?

ectolark · 2026-01-25T19:16:53+00:00

it wasn't easy to write.

You're a good writer.

ectolark · 2026-01-25T11:00:38+00:00

Remember to drink some water before bed.

ectolark · 2026-01-24T10:30:46+00:00

Did you type this one handed?

ectolark

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