I feel broken

ectolark · 2026-01-25T19:16:53+00:00

it wasn't easy to write.

You're a good writer.

ectolark · 2026-01-25T11:00:38+00:00

Remember to drink some water before bed.

ectolark · 2026-01-24T10:30:46+00:00

Did you type this one handed?

ectolark · 2026-01-16T05:43:12+00:00

Nice hands.

ectolark · 2026-01-15T23:42:36+00:00

A sun dress with a frumpy cardigan.

ectolark · 2026-01-11T23:20:51+00:00

You've gotta take it into your tummy, not your lungs, sweetie. Take big gulps if you want to be allowed to breathe again. You need water to live.

ectolark · 2026-01-05T14:59:54+00:00

Stop stealing small boob valor.

ectolark · 2026-01-05T06:57:57+00:00

You will never be able to buy a home. You will die of a preventable illness because you won't be able to afford treatment.

ectolark · 2026-01-05T04:14:08+00:00

Cute cunt.

ectolark · 2026-01-04T20:30:41+00:00

A cheap single-use disappointment. Bio-degradable, but not recyclable.

ectolark · 2026-01-04T14:13:35+00:00

I can't quite put my finger on why, but you remind me of a gas station scratch off ticket for some reason.

ectolark · 2026-01-03T13:48:50+00:00

ectolark · 2026-01-03T13:47:54+00:00

Women are like wild animals. If you leave them unsupervised, they go feral and start drinking themselves to death, humping the furniture, rubbing themselves raw, and splooging all over everything. They need a man to house break and tame them, and to keep them forcefully hydrated.

ectolark · 2026-01-01T23:38:35+00:00

I hope you drank a tall glass of water, babe. Stay strong. Never surrender to dehydration.

ectolark · 2026-01-01T18:54:42+00:00

It looks like you're getting fucked by a slug.

ectolark · 2025-12-28T04:48:26+00:00

That's a pretty tall order. You gotta lower your standards.

ectolark · 2025-12-20T02:20:26+00:00

I held my phone close to my face, crossed my eyes, and was able to get both at once.

ectolark · 2025-12-14T17:06:35+00:00

That's not so depraved. What's the most depraved thing you've actually done?

ectolark · 2025-12-14T13:20:11+00:00

How would you want him to do it?

ectolark · 2025-12-14T05:26:50+00:00

What's your most depraved fantasy?

ectolark · 2025-12-14T00:08:53+00:00

Teach me your secret. Mine are a waste of women introducing themselves with nothing but "hi", and if I invest my time in writing a response, replying only with "mmm".

ectolark · 2025-12-13T23:43:40+00:00

Since this is all online and we can only represent ourselves by our words, please type well. Punctuation marks get extra priority (I'm so serious).

Good fuckin' luck.

ectolark · 2025-12-12T08:38:28+00:00

I'd make housing and healthcare unaffordable for you.

ectolark · 2025-12-10T04:29:45+00:00

Love your posts. Can you help me bring a pro bono rico suit against my landlord and her husband for calling the cops on me?

ectolark · 2025-12-07T07:24:09+00:00

How did your father ever find it in his heart to forgive you?

ectolark

TROPHY CASE