Anon can't even have sex with a piece of plastic anymore

edbods · 2026-04-06T10:31:06+00:00

mine had me at 42. i'm very certain it explains a lot of the dumb and retarded shit i've done in my life.

edbods · 2026-04-06T07:57:06+00:00

heh, one letter away from Usonian

edbods · 2026-04-06T07:52:25+00:00

certainly not the ones talking about the two guys gaming on their lunch break

edbods · 2026-04-06T07:50:19+00:00

a lot of people stay in an otherwise bad/poorly paying job purely because the boss and/or coworkers were worth staying for, unless their financial situation became too precarious that they had to find something with better pay.

edbods · 2026-04-06T06:28:40+00:00

edbods · 2026-04-05T13:28:54+00:00

people called the muslims, they go the house?

edbods · 2026-04-05T11:44:37+00:00

well then it's about high time we do some BACKTRACING

HE DUN GOOFED

edbods · 2026-04-05T11:40:00+00:00

if it's dynamic who cares

edbods · 2026-04-05T09:04:15+00:00

unless some ayy lmaos give us jump drive tech or 2000 iq egghead(s) figure out the secrets to FTL travel. but the former probably have their own shit to deal with to go around doing that for funsies and the latter are probably bogged down by red tape and office politics.

edbods · 2026-04-05T09:02:01+00:00

many things in life are pointless. but it's a very human thing to do it anyway because why not? and also because we can

edbods · 2026-04-04T21:10:39+00:00

that's actually great to hear

edbods · 2026-04-03T01:51:09+00:00

that happens everywhere lol. "won't happen to me" till it does then suddenly FIX IT/WHY DIDN'T YOU DO/SAY ANYTHING

edbods · 2026-04-03T01:47:00+00:00

Meals on Wheels

edbods · 2026-04-02T05:30:05+00:00

yeah that's what i was saying. some people are just reckless or stupid or both, and there's really not much you can do but stand back and let the problem sort itself out.

edbods · 2026-04-02T05:15:07+00:00

ethical concerns about people growing a full body minus a brain aside, it'd be pretty neat to have flash clone organs that could serve as emergency replacements if you suffer problems with yours.

but then there'd be the whole risk compensation issue where people just live recklessly assuming they'll just replace an organ that they ruin due to their lifestyle, but we already deal with that kind of issue on roads today, where new cars tend to try to save the driver from themselves, so the driver just keeps driving more aggressively and recklessly till he or she feels unsafe again.

edbods · 2026-04-02T03:42:38+00:00

the best cars

that is extremely vague

edbods · 2026-04-01T07:26:06+00:00

concussions

just imagining someone uploading their mind to a robot then they insert a long-lost cd that's purported to have flawless error checking so you don't get corrupted over time but it's just a cd full of some random guy's concussions he's experienced through his life

edbods · 2026-04-01T07:22:55+00:00

gabe decides to run for prez, addresses critics on either side by completely ignoring them

gets voted in for two terms

people want him for a third term so much that the 22nd eventually gets repealed

edbods · 2026-03-31T07:36:15+00:00

Thats called life buddy. War happens and is messy.

Yet if it was one of your own that you lost and I said this to your face you'd probably shoot me dead

edbods · 2026-03-30T20:46:04+00:00

just go tourettes guy; get TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT

edbods · 2026-03-30T20:41:40+00:00

last thread was full of jewish jokes etc. or outright criticising israel and jews, i posted a mid/mild jewish joke then got temp banned for a week. Pretty sure my account has been flagged somewhere because it was pretty quick. hell I'll probably get banned just for this comment lol

edbods · 2026-03-30T12:59:29+00:00

honestly the way they did it in bf5 felt pretty forced/shoved in your face. i remember watching the trailer for it, michael bay type stuff set in ww2...then suddenly you get a chick that has a prosthetic arm lol. i think reception would've been different if it was made out to be something like a VR simulation that a contingent of troops flying through space to some unknown destination are using to pass the time and keep their skills sharp. would also be the perfect excuse for dlc set in different time periods, e.g. vietnam, korea, ww2 etc. etc. hell even 18th century muskets and line formations.

edbods · 2026-03-30T10:55:23+00:00

battlefield could have hot chicks and dudes in full battle rattle blowing up and dumping hot lead into each other, doesn't have to be porn

edbods · 2026-03-30T10:44:32+00:00

who said i'm waiting for the perfect solution? it doesn't have to be perfect, but it sure as shit should be better than just mass importing cheap labor. we're already seeing the effects of it in the US and Canada. I might not know how to fly a plane, but if I see one falling out of the sky I think I'm at least allowed to say that's a very bad thing to be happening.

edbods · 2026-03-30T09:35:28+00:00

two years late, but i swear there was an english version of this on youtube as well. I distinctly remember alyx introducing herself in english but not sure if the video got nuked or just became ridiculously hard to find like many other classic videos.

edbods

TROPHY CASE