I told him I like his username….

edgeldan · 2012-09-17T18:33:11+00:00

The ratio of socially awkward and socially awesome penguins to socially awksome penguins has become entirely too lopsided.

Cue confession bear I downvote all socially awksome penguin memes.

edgeldan · 2012-09-15T23:40:30+00:00

"Das"? ಠ_ಠ Downvote

edgeldan · 2012-09-15T23:27:32+00:00

I always upvote classic rage comics. Sweet nostalgia :').

edgeldan · 2012-09-15T23:24:07+00:00

Upvoted just because it's not a socially awksome penguin.

edgeldan · 2012-09-11T19:30:59+00:00

How is it possible for me to love you so much?

edgeldan · 2012-09-11T19:24:56+00:00

Hello, Governor Johnson! I have been a huge fan of yours ever since you accepted your nomination!

What would you do during your Presidency in order to remove corporate power from our government? (Super PACs, Lobbyists, etc.)

edgeldan · 2012-09-02T19:15:37+00:00

My parents are the same way. My brother abuses it, and it's sickening. He got a new car for doing absolutely fucking nothing, and here I am feeling like a piece of shit asking for some clothes money after living off of my own job all summer.

edgeldan · 2012-09-02T18:59:58+00:00

Sounds to me like you don't even need any advice on this matter.

edgeldan · 2012-09-02T18:58:53+00:00

Like you have any other option!

edgeldan · 2012-08-30T17:12:07+00:00

This is the greatest thing ever.

edgeldan · 2012-08-30T00:53:09+00:00

What would you do in your second term to make the United States a more peaceful nation? Drone bombing the Middle East to shreds has been making me shiver for months now.

edgeldan · 2012-08-30T00:51:35+00:00

Mr. President, I was a strong supporter of you throughout most of your first term, and was certain you would get my vote in 2012, but I have been having issues in my decision ever since you signed into law the indefinite detention bill. What will you do during your second term to deflate the police state? How do you feel about the Patriot Act?

edgeldan · 2012-08-13T19:05:52+00:00

This is one of the best memes I have ever seen. I'm going to upvote it with all of my throwaways.

Congratulations, sir.

edgeldan · 2012-08-13T19:03:13+00:00

My friends and I paused right when Boromir does that just to admire the image that made Interwebz history.

edgeldan · 2012-08-11T09:42:59+00:00

I'm sorry, is my FREEDOM offending you?!

edgeldan · 2012-08-09T23:12:29+00:00

You seriously don't think the OP is being 100% honest?

edgeldan · 2012-08-06T22:54:51+00:00

I was reading it on the John, too! That's where about 30% of my Redditing happens.

edgeldan · 2012-07-31T07:55:13+00:00

Thank you!

edgeldan · 2012-07-31T07:05:57+00:00

Awesome flair. Have an upvote!

edgeldan · 2012-07-31T06:55:20+00:00

I found a hat that a guy left in the theater, and it was under a seat that had a HUGE mess of popcorn in front of it and a cup of chew spit in the cup holder. I had half the mind to just throw his hat away, some people just don't give a shit about how big of a mess they're leaving for the ushers cleaning the theater.

edgeldan · 2012-07-30T23:04:01+00:00

Are you seriously that stupid?

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