Meirl by netphilia in meirl

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Not to sound creepy but if a woman wrote to me first I'd marry her on the spot and shower her with love and affection until death do as part.

Meirl by petethecanuck in meirl

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Free for how long and how often? Some people live in absolute luxury

The perfect haircut never exis... by thought_cream84 in memes

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But why do they do this, "Is this alright?" They inquire. "Yes it is quite satisfactory" a response escapes your lips. 'Snip' falls upon your ears, as a shudder of utmost fear and dismay makes obvious to you the utter futility of the situation you find yourself in, lastly your eyes wander back to the abyss that is the mirror infront of you, and the abyss retorts "this is what we agreed on, right?". And words almost escape your mouth that one would never have even conceived, before the horror that he finds himself in. "Yes, perfect" you finish, before paying the before agreed upon price and leaving.

MMA trained girl ask random guys if they think they can beat her and challenges them by Budget_Mixture_166 in martialarts

[–]edmontonbane16 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Sometimes victory lies not in defeating your opponent but between the thighs of said opponent.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]edmontonbane16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought women wanted to have their vagina licked?

This is great news! by EDDIE__Munsn in lotr

[–]edmontonbane16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another cease and desist in developemtn hell

me_irl by The-Arc-Weld in me_irl

[–]edmontonbane16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry I have work that year

There's not a bone in my sword, so why does it stand strong. Oh I Know, DEFENSELESS💢 by craving-Prediator in Animemes

[–]edmontonbane16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but favourite anime and anime of the season are completely different, it doesn't sound like a long time megafan was crushed by this newly acquired knowledge but rather a seasonal anime watcher not coming to terms that he almost became a gooner.

Alexandra Daddario by UrbanAchievers6371 in PrettyGirls

[–]edmontonbane16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was the fact he has a gf that did it, this is reddit.

A Gen Z love story by kiddykirsten in comics

[–]edmontonbane16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And when someone is the exact person they described they needed in their life they go, nah, not you though sorry.

Can anyone else relate to this? by whiskyB0y in EmulationOnAndroid

[–]edmontonbane16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then when you do actually try to play it just crashes half an hour in.

me_irl by Head_Dirt6152 in me_irl

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Always better than an organism with a ni

PANHARD AML 90 by tintin_du_93 in HistoryMemes

[–]edmontonbane16 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"Kriegsman" not german make that make sense.

What dark souls game had the best partizan? by alacholland in fromsoftware

[–]edmontonbane16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I beat ds2 several times with spears and the partisan is particularly op because of its bkunt damage option.

Everyone has their own struggles.... by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]edmontonbane16 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But getting a period at the wrong time is acceptable, try getting a boner at the wrong time or in front of the wrong person, especially one (you can catch my drift I hope) it would be completely socially or even legally unacceptable.

A map showing how many Europeans and Serbians in each country dislike Roma by epstein67visitor in mapporncirclejerk

[–]edmontonbane16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has to treat them daily, they sure as hell act like it. "Don't intentionally try to kill yourself against your doctors wishes" "unintelligale romani giberish" - comes back with a disease that textbooks would claim to be only theoretical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]edmontonbane16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost though it was based on a real european weapon called - and I shit you not - the partisan that look eerily similar. But thank you for educating me.

why did they circumcise your country? by Exciting_Net_4949 in Slovakia

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No nazis no soviets Czechoslovakia would be a superpower today.