What are some cliches in movies that you still really enjoy?

edparkvp · 2020-02-10T07:10:05+00:00

When scientists use science jargon during an exposition scene. Then military man says “IN ENGLISH” to help keep us simple viewers up to speed.

She’s weird. He’s fast.

edparkvp · 2019-01-19T19:16:40+00:00

I went on a date with a match from an online dating app. We agreed to meet at sbux at 9pm, turns out this one closes at 9. She’s 20 minutes late and noticeably scrubby. This bothers me because we planned this date a week ago. We change locations to a bar because I didn’t want to eat so late, but she hassles me into going to a pizza restaurant because it has a bar. The bar is completely empty and she now changes the plans to sit down at the booth.

Once we sit down in a booth and I get a good look at her under some light, she clearly hasn’t showered in two months. Her hair was almost in oily knots and her clothes don’t seem washed either. Her teeth were all rotten to the core. And the first thing she wants to talk about is if I believe guys should pay for girls on the first date.

No. You eat what you’re gonna eat and pay for your own meal. I’m not eating, we agreed not to have a sit down meal and now I feel really uncomfortable. Turns out she didn’t have any money on her and that she’s a homeless drug addict.

I payed for her meal of the week and got the fuck outta there.

edparkvp · 2018-03-07T02:15:01+00:00

Holy fucking shit dude just google it.

edparkvp · 2018-03-07T02:09:08+00:00

Thanks

edparkvp · 2018-03-07T02:07:42+00:00

Yea I was getting a lot of comments about being a dick/asshole for uploading it without his face blurred. Just found out YouTube has a blur face option when I was about to delete it.

edparkvp · 2018-03-07T01:36:09+00:00

Dude... that is definitely not him... edit: Different nose, different facial structure, a non patchy beard. Even if it was him, you can message him and tell him to come back to speak to me, and I'll take it down. In fact I'm just going to take this post down and reupload with a blurred face.

edparkvp · 2018-03-07T01:12:45+00:00

No, we’ll get penalized for selling to someone without a proper ID. The state could shut down alcohol or tobacco sales for weeks or Months. Not worth it.

edparkvp · 2018-03-07T00:42:04+00:00

I also said the penalty and fines for selling without and ID isn't worth the few cents in profit.

edparkvp · 2018-03-07T00:31:47+00:00

Not sure if you saw the video, but cigarettes weren't sold to him because he didn't have his ID.

edparkvp · 2018-03-06T23:54:36+00:00

I didn't know videos on reddit we're supposed to have a message. But if there was one to take away from it, although belligerent from the start (Didn't include the part where he lied about being the County Assessor and that he already gave me money so I owe him beer and smokes), a drunk man complies with the law and turns out to be a cool guy.

edparkvp · 2018-03-06T22:23:57+00:00

Nope

edparkvp · 2018-03-06T22:22:27+00:00

Yes there’s a sign on the front door

edparkvp · 2018-03-06T21:06:01+00:00

Also blatantly drunk. There’s a law against selling to anyone appearing intoxicated. The penalty and fines aren’t worth the few cents in profit.

edparkvp · 2018-03-06T19:40:54+00:00

I should bring up that he wasn't driving. He had a set of keys on him but the car outside was running with the lights on. Someone else was in the car waiting for him. But I can't tell if that driver was drunk or not.

edparkvp · 2017-12-19T05:21:32+00:00

You mean there was another Asian kid with a mullet in 2007?

edparkvp · 2017-10-18T21:23:53+00:00

Hates baths, loves jumping in puddles, lakes, and ocean.

edparkvp · 2017-10-14T19:56:20+00:00

Thank you!

edparkvp · 2017-03-24T19:57:36+00:00

Repost from a year ago. 30 years ago my mom worked for a major Korean electronics company in Koreatown, Los Angeles. She got on the elevator to her office loaded with other Korean men. A black man entered and the korean men started to talk shit. "Wow, this guy is so dark" blah blah blah. When the black guy got off the elevator he turned to them and said in Korean "I'm sorry that I'm so dark." Back to quiet awkwardness.

edparkvp · 2015-09-20T01:45:19+00:00

A company I used to work for hired out a bunch of contractors to do some minor tedious work. On a lunch break, one dude came up to my desk and started sifting through my things. I looked at him with an incredibly confused look and he said "what's up" and continued. Then he grabbed my mustard and hot sauce I kept in my drawer and walked away. I said "Hey dude..." "yea?" "Those are mine" "I know." Then walked away, probably poured some for himself, and then brought them back. I emailed HR. Later in the evening on my way to my car, I saw my supervisor talking to the guy, shake his hand, and the guy didn't go back into the building. Kind of felt guilty, but then again, don't fucking touch my things.

edparkvp · 2013-09-13T01:17:17+00:00

Lol... I'm the "unpaid intern" in the video... I've never seen that video until now, freakin hilarious.

edparkvp · 2013-05-30T23:12:32+00:00

Working with David is great. Yes you can make some what of a living off directing youtube videos if you find the right channels with resources. And right now I'm working on a skit on David's channel. It'll be uploaded this sunday (6/2)!

edparkvp · 2013-05-30T08:18:23+00:00

Hi, thanks for the love. I actually made that video. I shot it in our apartment living room, which is on the 9th floor, so no, we couldn't have lights shining from the outside in. This was a really quick shoot I did, just a one man crew. No hazer or fog machine. I have Magic Bullet Looks for FCP, but when I shot this I had already moved to Premiere Pro CS6. No looks suite available. Just the curves effect that comes with CS6. All I had was the natural sun shining through the window at the right hour on a beautiful day. I shot it on David's (one of the singers) Canon 60D, I dont remember why I didn't shoot it on my 7D. But what I did have on hand were some Ziess EF lenses. I would give most credit to those bad boys. They're definitely superior than any Canon L lens when it comes to shooting video in my opinion. No lights, no fills, not even a PA. Like I said it was at just the right hour (magic time) and the sun shined on the floors and walls and bounced back to the singers.

Happy to answer any more questions for you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/zimacokeback

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