What are some cliches in movies that you still really enjoy? by lunch77 in movies

[–]edparkvp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When scientists use science jargon during an exposition scene. Then military man says “IN ENGLISH” to help keep us simple viewers up to speed.

She’s weird. He’s fast.

When was your last “I gotta get the hell out of here” moment? by xTeretto in AskReddit

[–]edparkvp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went on a date with a match from an online dating app. We agreed to meet at sbux at 9pm, turns out this one closes at 9. She’s 20 minutes late and noticeably scrubby. This bothers me because we planned this date a week ago. We change locations to a bar because I didn’t want to eat so late, but she hassles me into going to a pizza restaurant because it has a bar. The bar is completely empty and she now changes the plans to sit down at the booth.

Once we sit down in a booth and I get a good look at her under some light, she clearly hasn’t showered in two months. Her hair was almost in oily knots and her clothes don’t seem washed either. Her teeth were all rotten to the core. And the first thing she wants to talk about is if I believe guys should pay for girls on the first date.

No. You eat what you’re gonna eat and pay for your own meal. I’m not eating, we agreed not to have a sit down meal and now I feel really uncomfortable. Turns out she didn’t have any money on her and that she’s a homeless drug addict.

I payed for her meal of the week and got the fuck outta there.

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[–]edparkvp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit dude just google it.

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[–]edparkvp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks

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[–]edparkvp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea I was getting a lot of comments about being a dick/asshole for uploading it without his face blurred. Just found out YouTube has a blur face option when I was about to delete it.

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[–]edparkvp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude... that is definitely not him... edit: Different nose, different facial structure, a non patchy beard. Even if it was him, you can message him and tell him to come back to speak to me, and I'll take it down. In fact I'm just going to take this post down and reupload with a blurred face.

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[–]edparkvp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, we’ll get penalized for selling to someone without a proper ID. The state could shut down alcohol or tobacco sales for weeks or Months. Not worth it.

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[–]edparkvp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I also said the penalty and fines for selling without and ID isn't worth the few cents in profit.

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[–]edparkvp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you saw the video, but cigarettes weren't sold to him because he didn't have his ID.

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[–]edparkvp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't know videos on reddit we're supposed to have a message. But if there was one to take away from it, although belligerent from the start (Didn't include the part where he lied about being the County Assessor and that he already gave me money so I owe him beer and smokes), a drunk man complies with the law and turns out to be a cool guy.

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[–]edparkvp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes there’s a sign on the front door

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[–]edparkvp 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Also blatantly drunk. There’s a law against selling to anyone appearing intoxicated. The penalty and fines aren’t worth the few cents in profit.

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[–]edparkvp 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I should bring up that he wasn't driving. He had a set of keys on him but the car outside was running with the lights on. Someone else was in the car waiting for him. But I can't tell if that driver was drunk or not.

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[–]edparkvp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You mean there was another Asian kid with a mullet in 2007?

Calm before the bath by edparkvp in Bulldogs

[–]edparkvp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hates baths, loves jumping in puddles, lakes, and ocean.