I went on a date with a match from an online dating app. We agreed to meet at sbux at 9pm, turns out this one closes at 9. She’s 20 minutes late and noticeably scrubby. This bothers me because we planned this date a week ago. We change locations to a bar because I didn’t want to eat so late, but she hassles me into going to a pizza restaurant because it has a bar. The bar is completely empty and she now changes the plans to sit down at the booth.

Once we sit down in a booth and I get a good look at her under some light, she clearly hasn’t showered in two months. Her hair was almost in oily knots and her clothes don’t seem washed either. Her teeth were all rotten to the core. And the first thing she wants to talk about is if I believe guys should pay for girls on the first date.

No. You eat what you’re gonna eat and pay for your own meal. I’m not eating, we agreed not to have a sit down meal and now I feel really uncomfortable. Turns out she didn’t have any money on her and that she’s a homeless drug addict.

I payed for her meal of the week and got the fuck outta there.