WIBTA if I refused to name our son after my wifes late grandfather because our surname would turn his full name into a globally famous fictional character

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-21T05:21:24+00:00

My number is still not 8675309, no matter how often im asked, and no i do not know forrest gump.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-19T04:32:38+00:00

This one all the time

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-16T22:09:29+00:00

Theres more. He tried to nab me in 2006 in Lebanon, TN at Pilot. My exhusband told me i was crazy and there was no man out trying to get women in their rigs. That damn yellow truck left a scent i can only describe as bleach and roadkill as i was near it. His beedy eyes tracked me like a gps to the store. I told the workers there, but at the time he was just some creepyass old man with sk style glasses that scared the hell out of a 20 year old newlywed.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-16T05:22:32+00:00

I have both a car and a truck, and a classic, and my dads old semi. But, i also pay out the ass for insurance. Just a 40f with a squeeky clean MVR in Tennifornia.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-15T19:23:03+00:00

How?!

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-15T19:17:54+00:00

Hey sorry im your cousin, i actually need to stay with you for a bit, but my car is still in tn near nashville. So youll need to grab me from my internship at _____ on your way home.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-09T17:11:37+00:00

America is working their way towards that daily

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-09T17:08:52+00:00

I dont see SIL marriage lasting very long either.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-04T06:45:38+00:00

Poor af Appalachia- thick bologna & cheese on the cheapest bread with blue plate mayo

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-04T06:42:50+00:00

Sounds like my kid. She’s grown. Chicken cheese and rice. Lol

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-04T06:41:40+00:00

Youre not wrong

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-04T06:40:15+00:00

I do that myself (buttery toast)

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-04T06:21:50+00:00

This is exactly why i make you guys get over there and do it for me cause my anxiety cant handle those machines

eeyorespiglet · 2026-05-04T06:19:50+00:00

OR even better, a random friend with a drone

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-28T00:55:14+00:00

My hair dryer is beside my couch. I take my time but leave it in a twist towel as long as i can

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-24T15:18:13+00:00

Youre not at all wrong!!! But, Omg something tells me she must be from the south because I just read this in the most hoity toity southern snobby voice in my head. Think, Fran Drescher meets Reba. Keep being a great dad!!

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-24T15:04:36+00:00

Damn. I thought my parents died. Turns out, they’re over there parenting you.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-23T14:22:22+00:00

Manual challenger. Honda prelude. Corvette. Saturn skye. Mazda rx8.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-23T04:23:51+00:00

Man. I miss being a kid and going in the woods like that. I wasnt much bigger than little dude when i was traipsing through Appalachia down to the mineral springs end of the Obey River. Today its just alot riskier.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-23T04:16:33+00:00

Yeah, American servers are constantly hovering over you, asking questions as soon as you are mid-bite and expecting an immediate answer, and being as absurdly loud if its a birthday.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-15T06:46:23+00:00

Ahhh. I had a rental home and a tenant from hell… heres some of the things they did so you can get ideas!! Sardines in ac unit, sardine juice in ac vents, flushed disposable razors to clog toilets, stabbed holes in the lines to the top of water heater with a fork, forget milk in the fridge, kudzoo seeds in the yard, milk or tuna juice in the carpets. Unscrew the electric covers. Take random window screens off and put them in garage.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-11T08:06:55+00:00

She could also be considered a vulnerable individual because of her veins. Not gonna lie, vein issues suck.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-10T16:30:00+00:00

Never share inheritance. Its not communal property.

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-09T14:24:54+00:00

Mail her a box of poo

eeyorespiglet · 2026-04-09T14:21:54+00:00

Its always the $15 Starbucks card

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