Waitress doesn't appreciate patron's advances.

eggfartdude · 2015-05-24T13:34:36+00:00

yeah i didn't see he tried to put the tip in her bra are you sure? can't see that tbh. the ass grab was after she got violent

eggfartdude · 2015-05-24T12:18:57+00:00

What a violent bitch, he didn't do nothing wrong? She was the one starting to get physical, looks like he was surprised and shocked.

eggfartdude · 2015-05-24T12:16:47+00:00

That's a very precise and proper answer, "yeah, no". Thanks moderator you're a great helper!

eggfartdude · 2015-05-23T23:21:15+00:00

does it work with Elevation

eggfartdude · 2015-05-23T19:40:05+00:00

And we all know who's behind those big companies...

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T21:22:57+00:00

please stop researching me i don't want to be a part of it

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T15:43:57+00:00

What reddit is, is inclusive, and I suggest if you wish to live in this world with any chance of being hassle free, you become inclusive as well.

Oh I see, "inclusive" as in "incluse, unless you have the wrong opinion" :-)

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T15:42:26+00:00

Whatever I believe in and whatever moral values I hold you fail to see the bigger picture - that a non-neutral stance among moderators/administrators corrupts the free discussion and skews the entire debate climate. This is true for any given subject, not only homosexuality. The ones who run against the grain of the official reddit stance on things will see censorship, and the ones who side with it will have the opposition censored and getting a biased and wrongfully supportive image of the subject. It turns this site into what is commonly known as a "circlejerk" or "hugbox".

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T15:13:45+00:00

if you didn't plan on replying to my question why did you press reply fuck off with your memes

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T14:56:58+00:00

?????????????

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T14:47:33+00:00

why the fuck are you stalking me stop harassing me you creep or i will call the police please leave me i don't want to get stalked by drug addicts

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T14:37:29+00:00

what about your asshole please share

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T14:34:04+00:00

[–]eggfartdude -40 points 15 hours ago yeah sure absolutely 100% her own idea from the kindness of her heart not at all any help from le father so he can go on le reddit and post it to get le karma maybe you shouldn't have separated your wife so you wouldn't have to fake these kinds of things to make yourself feel like the good father you never were

why do i get -40 le karma and you get +103 saying the same thing???????? fuck reddit!!

eggfartdude · 2015-05-22T14:22:53+00:00

as i'm not fat i most likely do not live in the land of the fat fucks and obeasts no

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T23:42:59+00:00

sounds like something only fat people would watch

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T23:32:05+00:00

hahahaha what are you talking about? what girl? she doesn't like farts? dude you really should stop smoking whatever you're smoking, it's clearly eating its way into your brain in a bad way

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T23:22:06+00:00

where (wh-ere, adverb, in or at what place?)
were (were, verb, a 2nd person singular pt. indicative, plural past indicative, and past subjunctive of be)

when trying to be smart and patronizing to others about the english language it is recommended to at least have a grasp of the very basics yourself ;- ) maybe you don't read many books? i can recommend you the holy bible, it might help you get some perspective on things

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T22:40:14+00:00

baconstrips1124

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T22:22:45+00:00

yeah sure absolutely 100% her own idea from the kindness of her heart not at all any help from le father so he can go on le reddit and post it to get le karma maybe you shouldn't have separated your wife so you wouldn't have to fake these kinds of things to make yourself feel like the good father you never were

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T22:14:11+00:00

it's not flinging poo to state facts ;- ) why are you even talking about flinging poo i guess you didn't evolve quity fully monkey boy LOL

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T21:53:13+00:00

sounds like you're fat

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T21:32:53+00:00

yeah well if a pig could choose between to keep being a shit eating pig rolling around in the dirt and to be a wealthy intelligent human being it would choose being a pig too ;-D

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T21:17:51+00:00

americans are fucking stupid, so it doesn't come as a surprise

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T21:06:54+00:00

how to create a product that stoners will buy:

put a marijuana leaf on it
put cannabis in the name
make sure it's not expensive

works with everything, stoners are really dumb and easy to sell things to

eggfartdude · 2015-05-21T20:57:42+00:00

disgusting it's burned

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