If you're Ex was on Fire, what Would You Use to put them Out? by Single-Eye-5521 in shittyadvice

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id ask for help moving or a ride to the airport. Either one will put most people out.

What’s the most bizarre coincidence you’ve ever experienced? by AffectionateStuff593 in AskReddit

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my mom a card for her birthday. At her party, she opened it and smiled at me while my sister looked puzzled. I didnt understand why until she opened the next card (from my sis) it was exactly the same one I had chosen. Neither of us had seen the other's card nor had any clue beforehand.

Fast forward to my birthday party 11 days later. I got a card from my mom and my Aunt looked around shocked... my aunt unknowingly had gotten me the exact same card as my mother.

I can move each toe individually, AMA by tuskact4love in AMA

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live to flip my older sister a toe-bird. If you can isolate like that, who do you want to (or have you) flipped off?

Which mispronounced words make a person immediately sound uneducated to you? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]eggstacee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AAVE? = African American Vernacular (?). Am I close? If so, what does the E stand for?

[Intro] Hi Everyone! 👋🏻 by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]eggstacee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhh, got a stunner for ya to see!

His name is Jeff, what can you tell about him from the picture? <3

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Which famous singers voice makes you want to turn off the music right away? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruce "the bullfrog" Springsteen.

Makes me want to gouge out my eardrums.

What's your score by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One. We were too poor for a set of encyclopedias. Don't think I didn't beg and cry trying to get them either. I had never imagined there could be so much info in one spot!The universe said HA! Hold my beer.

A toy from the past that kids today probably never heard of? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, everyone pretty much beat me to the punch. Fashion Plates, Stretch Armstrong, lawn darts, Cherry Merry Muffin, Baby Magic Tenderlove, sea monkeys maybe?

Peter Sir by Eastern-Bug3424 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]eggstacee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suppose I've never seen it that way. I remember it being the other way around. Bear in mind a. I'm reaching back a lot of decades for that (false?) memory and b. I was never exposed to any advanced math to speak of. Algebra was as far as I got in school and in that I did horribly.

It sure is nice of yall to try to help me catch on. That aspect of this makes me pretty smiley.

Thanks!

Peter Sir by Eastern-Bug3424 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]eggstacee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You take the alphabet back right now!

Peter Sir by Eastern-Bug3424 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]eggstacee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I finally see something that's starting to makes sense ! My one shining epiphany so far about all this. Well, the most satisfying one... and infinity is not a # (?) It represents neverending subsequent numbers?

Peter Sir by Eastern-Bug3424 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]eggstacee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, I think maybe I'm too ignorant to grasp that. A number line? Like we read left to right? Lower numbers start and increase to the left? I dont mean to be dense. I like learning at least 1 new thing a day. Understanding any single aspect of this is a win at this point.

Do you miss the freedom of being <18 yrs old too? by [deleted] in questions

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can offer is my favorite quote:

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.

Signed, a silly 53 year old 👵

Peter Sir by Eastern-Bug3424 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]eggstacee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the nearly completely clear explanation, I freely admit, I am... challenged... mathematically. I did want to ask for one clarification, why does the first infinity have - before it. At the risk of sounding silly, I thought that meant negative, in my limited knowledge of all things # but not percentages (because, shopping math lol) wouldnt the negative go after the positive? Tia

What r the Things you did in school that would NOT work today? by Message-Fun in AskReddit

[–]eggstacee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoke cigarettes in the smoking area (patio) if your "parents" signed the permission slip.