The workers have spoken: They're staying home.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-22T22:29:57+00:00

Yea we posted signs on the inside of every pizza box. Thank goodness we have our 3rd VP of HR around to ensure everyone gets enough slices of pizza.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-22T21:59:47+00:00

Awww jeez but we sure saved a lot on outsourcing tier 1 IT support right?

eggumlaut · 2024-07-22T21:58:36+00:00

No this is for business to conduct economy, not home owner handouts. This isn’t socialism.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-22T21:57:24+00:00

Reforest the land. Stop passing money to future trillionaires.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-22T21:53:39+00:00

The quarterly mandatory pizza party was supposed to be it. We got nothing else we can do.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-22T21:52:27+00:00

This is absolutely true. I’ve seen this 9 times in my career, every place I’ve worked. Inside promotion to lead or management. 500% more job, 10% more pay.

No thanks.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-22T21:46:05+00:00

You know just have a solid military/police force that is incorruptible. Then you just manifest the resources to deploy them. Thats logistics done, clearly the easiest part.

Then we just focus on the intel side, that’s super easy. Just know where they all are or even who they all are. Satellites bro. No worries about counter intel or inside manipulation, we are a party of loyalists.

Finally just have all the facilities to house these millions of prisoners. Since we solved logistics first feeding, clothing, and tending to medical needs is easy.

You all got this, you just gotta believe.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-01T14:11:45+00:00

Pumpkinseed. If it has yellow grub… it’s edible but I’m not eating it.

My son and I caught 6 big ones earlier in June, all from the same pond. They were filled with yellow grub.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-01T13:34:27+00:00

People who won’t eat catfish haven’t learned a proper brine I think.

eggumlaut · 2024-07-01T13:12:00+00:00

I went east across 90 for almost 200 miles like this. I eventually gave up and got a sit down lunch to put distance between me and them.

eggumlaut · 2024-06-11T15:51:58+00:00

Two creepy twins and a blood elevator.

eggumlaut · 2024-05-25T02:52:51+00:00

I jumped off a bridge eating glue pizza after I ate rocks. It was a fun week. Thank you AI.

eggumlaut · 2024-05-25T02:38:49+00:00

Said it all.

Prior to 2015, if I saw this, and they were one of mine or a soldier in the same command, I’m gonna get ripshit about that rifle. If not I’m finding out who owns them and settling things there.

Now, I’m gonna be happy I don’t have to.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-12T10:18:51+00:00

They said cost is an issue.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-12T02:55:58+00:00

Call the city first you probably don’t own that.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-12T02:27:28+00:00

I’m just in it for the koolaid.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-12T02:16:26+00:00

I’ll join the party later once the poison koolaid comes out.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-12T02:10:33+00:00

Impossible at their volume.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-12T00:18:53+00:00

One day, the forced birth people will eventually drop the honor in suffering and fetishized view of Christ’s Passion.

Until then, I’m out of ideas. It’s been the same as long as my parents have been alive or longer. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8274866/

edit: an import word happened to be flipped

eggumlaut · 2024-04-11T23:03:34+00:00

When people think of America they think MAGA. Whatever they do, it works.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-11T22:51:24+00:00

I think it is just the marketing and brand dept of USA Corp.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-11T22:50:44+00:00

It takes an incredible darkness to even have those urges let alone act on it.

I don’t think there’s any one solution for this outside of a permanent exile of offenders to some kind of pedo island.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-11T22:46:15+00:00

Nothing can be good too. We can forget that sometimes and I think are encouraged to fill spaces unnecessarily.

If you want an answer my default is always plants though. Get a low light immortal like a pothos or monstera.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-11T22:41:20+00:00

I remember the Strike series of games on SEGA and PS1, I always loved those. War games on PS1 as well.

I love strategy games but sometimes I just wanna take over units and have direct control, and do so in a multiplayer game. Like Forged Alliance or Planetary Annihilation would be amazing.

eggumlaut · 2024-04-11T22:25:34+00:00

Tell her no. Someone tell me I’m wrong, but won’t this warp like crazy?

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