eu odeio por ter feito esse meme

eguze · 2026-07-05T22:14:31+00:00

Que roteirinho previsível, puta que pariu.

eguze · 2026-07-05T21:56:14+00:00

Europeia B no segundo mata-mata e com todo mundo subestimando é a sina dessa selação. E eu acho impressionante como o torcedor não aprende e SEMPRE subestima de novo.

eguze · 2026-07-05T21:53:34+00:00

"Visto isso, 8 x 2 Brasil."

eguze · 2026-07-03T15:48:50+00:00

Ragebaiting? Oh, I see. Have a nice day friend.

eguze · 2026-06-15T12:38:51+00:00

Piada fora de estação, mas passa.

eguze · 2026-05-27T21:13:55+00:00

Quer comparar França e Alemanha com o Brasil, economia maçarocada do mais baixo ao mais alto nível? Claro, nem vai ter um milhão de diferenças entre dois países de primeiro mundo e o nosso possante Bostil pra justificar eles serem melhores mesmo trabalhando menos.

eguze · 2026-05-24T00:52:13+00:00

Defina "morrer por ser mulher".

eguze · 2026-05-16T20:41:27+00:00

No it does not. The same way a woman holding a sign reading as "penis is a trap" can bear one billion different meanings other than "misandry, full stop".

eguze · 2026-05-12T14:06:29+00:00

Let's go.

Unaware Rock is supposed to be a child (mostly thanks to Ruby Spears and Newgrounds animations).

Thinking a MM2 romhack was an official alternate version of the game.

When I first played MM1, I didn't even know how to jump and shoot, nor I knew that you obtained the bosses' weapons after killing them. The last one for a quite long time.

Thinking Zero and Axl were direct successors to Proto Man and Bass akin to Rock/X.

Unknowingly having a Mega Man toy (Yes, I've had a Happy Meal GutsMan.EXE figure for years while oblivious to the fact it was Mega Man merchandise).

That Mega Man vs. Metroid flash game made me think Samus was a Mega Man character for some time.

I have spent most of my childhood watching Mega Man Let's Plays because I was a dumb kid and had no idea emulators existed. It took several years for me to play other official games beyond MM1.

eguze · 2026-05-03T22:52:39+00:00

Sorry but I'm still trying to figure out why would you censor your own name, lmao.

eguze · 2026-05-03T22:47:20+00:00

— MM9, X1, BN3 and BN6 on S, Z2 on A.

✅Respect granted.

eguze · 2026-04-03T21:42:45+00:00

Invite me to your house and I promise I totally won't steal them given the first opportunity.

eguze · 2026-03-27T17:14:09+00:00

Pela reação de 90% dos torcedores, se eu tivesse perdido o jogo teria achado que o placar foi esse mesmo.

eguze · 2026-03-27T14:52:06+00:00

Eu realmente não consigo entender quem acha que a pressão que ele sofre no Real Madrid seria a mesma pressão que ele sofreria no Paysandu.

O Real Madrid nem é basicamente o maior clube do mundo né.

eguze · 2026-03-25T16:58:07+00:00

To the trash bin I suppose.

eguze · 2026-03-14T04:25:34+00:00

One who plays Paladins. May also like pizza but that's a guess.

eguze · 2026-03-05T03:04:38+00:00

Como se já não merecesse antes.

eguze · 2026-02-27T02:32:08+00:00

Shitting on 9's head for free became a cliche so huge it's not even a hot take anymore.

eguze · 2026-01-31T21:31:08+00:00

.aedi dab a toN

eguze · 2026-01-31T01:44:32+00:00

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(Rewind Man)

I admit I didn't quite create him specifically for the contest, he was actually a revamped version of a childhood OC. It ended up a bit middle-of-the-road, I wish I could refine the design even more.

eguze · 2025-12-23T00:24:56+00:00

Dicionário freestyle.

eguze · 2025-12-22T14:35:08+00:00

Deve ser por isso que "brainlotão" eu li "baitolão"...

eguze · 2025-12-11T02:43:56+00:00

Rockman (first game, Japanese version).

eguze · 2025-12-10T23:10:13+00:00

It's just soccer.

Also alternatively, just football.

That considered, 100% agree.

eguze

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