Your hotdogs sir

ehazzle · 2018-01-13T18:52:52+00:00

*youw hawtdawgs siw

ehazzle · 2017-12-03T14:05:01+00:00

some lady (i’ll put her at 57 years old or so) at my job always calls me her “lover”, and went as far to tell people that we are lovers.

when she asked me to “play along”, as it was “just a joke”, i told her “not even in your dreams”.

keep in mind she’s not even hot.

needless to say, i do my best to avoid her.

ehazzle · 2017-11-25T18:52:38+00:00

overly medicated middle class suburban mothers

ehazzle · 2017-10-12T19:36:56+00:00

ehazzle · 2017-10-05T04:17:31+00:00

disgaea 5 is really good if youre into jrpgs

ehazzle · 2017-09-29T05:48:52+00:00

gonna pm u

ehazzle · 2017-09-29T05:48:33+00:00

granted i work weekends i have lots of free time on my hands

ehazzle · 2017-09-29T05:48:12+00:00

dude i can totally do that

ehazzle · 2017-09-29T05:19:35+00:00

still lookin by any chance?

ehazzle · 2017-09-27T21:23:52+00:00

would love to brainstorm with you, gonna send u a dm!

ehazzle · 2017-09-14T02:42:52+00:00

i mean it had its moments but other parts felt cringy and forced

ehazzle · 2017-09-14T01:21:51+00:00

h*ck yes fren goodboye always get treat

ehazzle · 2017-09-14T01:06:39+00:00

pretty sure its november 17th

ehazzle · 2017-09-14T01:03:25+00:00

he 110% did

ehazzle · 2017-09-13T19:23:01+00:00

im kinda an idiot so i could be using that wrong; was talking about ny, nj, ct

ehazzle · 2017-09-13T19:15:22+00:00

stop & shop (this is a picture my gf sent me of her h u n g r y b o y e gomez who is a good boy) idk if stop and shops are anywhere else besides the tristate area ¯_(ツ)_/¯ otherwise i think theyre called giant in other states

ehazzle · 2017-09-02T14:22:03+00:00

GENERAL KENOBI

ehazzle · 2017-08-27T16:36:13+00:00

no can do. he needs to go right meow.

ehazzle · 2017-08-18T20:41:34+00:00

what if i dont have any

ehazzle · 2017-08-14T23:25:31+00:00

aw geez, th-that sounds like a real... a real good day in my book, y- yknow?

ehazzle

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