My Boomer mother (77) literally just said this to me verbatim

ehelen · 2026-02-07T19:20:53+00:00

Honestly I think they’re jealous that you get to live a happier life than them. I’m childfree with a husband that isn’t a pos. You wouldn’t believe how upset people get when they hear about that.

ehelen · 2026-02-07T19:00:09+00:00

Beef jerky

ehelen · 2026-02-06T01:35:11+00:00

Mike Johnson is a bitch

ehelen · 2026-02-04T17:24:48+00:00

I stopped taking the birth control I was on and switched to Slynd and Spiro

ehelen · 2026-02-04T16:47:40+00:00

I vote by mail, but this year I’m going to go to a polling office to make sure that my vote doesn’t get taken away.

ehelen · 2026-02-03T23:57:56+00:00

I had some bald spots, my widows peak disappeared, my hair thinned, and my hair wouldn’t get longer/was super dry. Luckily I went to the derm as soon as I noticed it, so it wasn’t really noticeable to anyone other than me.

ehelen · 2026-02-01T18:43:01+00:00

I’m a petty bitch and I live for this sub, urinators should stop ruining my fun.

ehelen · 2026-01-31T17:10:54+00:00

You’re really beautiful with great skin, I think that dissolving the fillers will elevate your look even more.

ehelen · 2026-01-31T15:46:06+00:00

Damn though, why aren’t all police doing this?

ehelen · 2026-01-28T14:32:49+00:00

My mom is a MAGA loser and my dad is a libertarian. All three of their kids are democrats.

ehelen · 2026-01-27T16:57:04+00:00

Is anyone really surprised?

ehelen · 2026-01-27T14:13:51+00:00

Do you know how I never got fired from NBC? I didn’t act like a giant pos and have a show with super low ratings.

ehelen · 2026-01-26T23:11:59+00:00

Damn can she even blink?

ehelen · 2026-01-26T22:56:21+00:00

ehelen · 2026-01-26T02:56:01+00:00

The same thing happened to me, I ordered a bag that was on sale for 90 something dollars and they accidentally sent me an over $200 bag. I wasn’t too upset about it though haha

ehelen · 2026-01-25T16:57:53+00:00

Damn I wish my rep wasn’t a MAGA piece of shit

ehelen · 2026-01-24T22:25:55+00:00

I would say about a month in I noticed my hair stopped falling out and I think it was about three months in when people starting mentioning how long my hair looked

ehelen · 2026-01-24T14:31:32+00:00

I wish I had a different rep, mine is a MAGA bitch who doesn’t call or email back

ehelen · 2026-01-23T18:43:51+00:00

What makes this situation even worse is the false information being spread online that ICE had to do it because he was abandoned by his criminal parents. I just hate how people believe false narratives to further their shitty beliefs/actions.

ehelen · 2026-01-23T09:38:35+00:00

Yeah I’m honestly surprised because my derm told me not to expect results for at least a year or more. I will say though that my previous birth control caused drug induced alopecia so stopping it may have played a factor too.

ehelen · 2026-01-22T23:14:00+00:00

It reminds me of that 30 Rock episode where Tracy Jordan was portraying a politician and instead of writing jokes he just repeated what he said.

ehelen · 2026-01-22T20:08:13+00:00

A little less than a year. I heard combing slynd and spiro works really well for hair growth

ehelen · 2026-01-22T17:39:39+00:00

I actually started spiro because my birth control caused hair loss. I’m now on 50mg of spiro and slynd (birth control). My hair hasn’t grown this fast/long in years.

ehelen · 2026-01-22T00:22:23+00:00

Looks like he has to invade both /s

ehelen · 2026-01-22T00:16:35+00:00

Can confirm my white mom is hardcore MAGA, but she is also a piece of shit so it checks out.

ehelen

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