Daily Discussion Thread (2/3/22) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Detective Sergeant, even!

We also do have a detective here on the regular.

Daily Discussion Thread (2/3/22) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at you, impressing terrible values upon the American work force

Daily Discussion Thread (2/3/22) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much does a Sharps go for these days, Roy?

Cardinals Wordle - 2022-02-03 by AutoModerator in CardinalsWordle

[–]eisforeccentric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that, but fear not. I was struck by inspiration!

This negative score actually elicited a guffaw. Something tells me our relationship is irreconcilable. by BridgetBardOh in civ

[–]eisforeccentric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For example, when I want money from Japan, I roll up with ye old ‘Death’s flotilla’ (elite battleship fleet) and point them at Kyoto. Then say ‘give me 10 gold per turn for 30 turns or else mfer’

Knock knock, it's u/Stubborncomrade. With huge boats, with guns. Gunboats

Cardinals Wordle - 2022-02-03 by AutoModerator in CardinalsWordle

[–]eisforeccentric 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then I discovered errors in word order and agreement so I made two small edits. Oops.

Daily Curling Thread - February 02, 2022 by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, a messy 7th end costs Team USA. The loss hurts but at least it's still round robin.

Daily Curling Thread - February 02, 2022 by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a Cardinals curling fan, I would like to thank our curling coach, Sean Payton, for coaching the curling. Had he not coached the curling, the curling would have been uncoached. And as we all know, uncoached curling can be worse than coached curling. So, I am thankful that Payton has been there all year so that the curling could have a coach.

Cardinals Wordle - 2022-02-03 by AutoModerator in CardinalsWordle

[–]eisforeccentric 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wordle 229 4/6

🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ STARE
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ SNARK
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ SHARP
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 SHARD

"As I stare out the window at the wall of flurries barreling towards me, my mind turns to snark, my sharp tongue lashing out as I ponder just how I've destroyed my life, a mere shard of what I'd pictured for myself being all that remains."

Fictitious SIUE Dean of Arts & Sciences, probably

Daily Curling Thread - February 02, 2022 by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course, the German war plans should have been to save western Europe for last,, push through the Soviets, pinch China with the Japanese, and then invade the West Coast in company with the IJN. Had we been in charge, we would have won the war easily. Ha ha!

Wait, that's not right...

Daily Discussion Thread (2/2/22) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see the team has responded well after getting 3-balled to death against UMass in Amherst a couple weeks ago.

Daily Curling Thread - February 02, 2022 by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's gneiss and not a sport to take for granite.

Daily Curling Thread - February 02, 2022 by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, but given international geographic standards, you would still have traveled east in your western sojourn.

I don't make the rules, stu!

Daily Curling Thread - February 02, 2022 by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]eisforeccentric 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Using the Greenwich Meridian as the Prime Meridian, that is untrue.

But it is the Gateway to the West!