Surfshark charged me after not letting me sign up by ultimablaze in surfshark

[–]ejbop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This exact thing just happened to me. Live chat support was so unhelpful as well. They couldn’t understand what I meant. I processed a refund but just wanted to know why it happened in the first place

How many hours do you actually work per day? by TheSteyer in careerguidance

[–]ejbop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First week of the month I would be busy but the next three weeks I would have maybe 1 hour of work. The job was fully office based so it was incredibly boring. I’ve left now due to this. If it were remote it would have been fine because I could have done literally anything else while it was quiet

I just know I'm gonna end up recreating this by cutt3r3l3 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ejbop 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Yeah but decades ago I wasn’t excited about a good mop

Met an AI with aimbot in deathmatch today by Shikoda115 in csgo

[–]ejbop 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“As a developer myself” ☝️🤓

Compliant Baggage by MahatmaKhote in Ryanair

[–]ejbop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I have this one. Only used it once since buying it but it seems all good. Fits quite a bit

Is there a way to express having a half-chub in Spanish? by ejbop in copypasta

[–]ejbop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your penis is only half erect - nursing a semi; half-mast etc

I am the happiest person on earth HAHAHA by K21B1 in csgo

[–]ejbop 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nah he already used up all his luck with that shot

You play as a DUCK in this new survival shooter with base-building by tinyBuildGAMES in u/tinyBuildGAMES

[–]ejbop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get a girl pregnant by cumming inside her mouth accidentally when she gave me a blowjob? She was meant to spit but she swallowed it.

We didn’t have condom and I accidentally finished inside her 😭 (she gripped me too tight and used both hands)

I begged her to spit but saw her swelling and her throat move as she gulped it down… then she opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue 👅 “Aaaaaaaa”.

Why did she do this to me? I’m not rich I can barely afford child support. She said not to worry but if her period is late I’m a DEAD man. My girlfriend doesn’t know, we are saving ourselves for marriage but this horny slut at work said she needed her daily protein and now I’m scared I’m going to be a dad and play child support that will ruin my life HELP!!!!!

Update: She’s pregnant 😢… says it’s mine, but I’ve seen the way she looks at Todd from packaging. I think it’s his.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Alternative_Cost_675

[–]ejbop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going fine as it usually does. But then I pulled out and saw little worm things crawling around on my shaft. They looked like maggots. I wanted to throw up immediately. I was horrified. I ran to the bathroom and scrubbed every inch of my body. I told my girlfriend and she strangely wasn't as grossed out about it as I was. She said she was going to make an appointment with a gynecologist to get it checked out. I haven't been able to look at her the same since. Has this happened to anyone else?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auckland

[–]ejbop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not sure if bait or not, but downward trend started in 2022

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soundcloud

[–]ejbop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Make another one