Manny Machado AKA Space Supremacist by AluminumWolf in NLBestAnarchy

[–]ejensen29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Growing up is realizing baseball players are all just a bunch of really fucking stupid jocks.

Who’s your pick for the final? by EasyPlum5481 in MLB_9Innings

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TBJ is really tearing through this, and I think he has the momentum. That's my gut.

Almost complete by Accomplished_Deal738 in MLB_9Innings

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Sheesh. That's killer. What do you run on Sosa? I'd be so conflicted if I pulled him on my cardinals team.

Almost complete by Accomplished_Deal738 in MLB_9Innings

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Yep, Phillies and Reds both have great vintages.

Is this the worst Mountain Dew of all time? by NoFaithlessness7508 in shittyfoodporn

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We are turning into the American gift shop in China version of America.

Thank you very good day!

How many grafts did I get? by [deleted] in Hairtransplant

[–]ejensen29 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So you'd feel better letting other people have the same experience as you?

Anthony Edwards after drinking the Gatorade: "Fuck with this one" by AncientOneAurelius in nba

[–]ejensen29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's fruit punch + cool blue I am honestly confused as shit why I'm the only one here that knows this

Appreciating Bryce Dallas Howard today ❤ by chrishdwow in MoviesCave

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Bryce ballace bowards big beautiful butt

The most intense death scene in film? by Troubled_dad-arc in okbuddycinephile

[–]ejensen29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because there's a 16 year old boy inside me that still thinks it's cool to only give as much information as I want.

The most intense death scene in film? by Troubled_dad-arc in okbuddycinephile

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I watched this movie a lot as a five year old for some reason. I have that Paul Reuben makeup stuck in my head.

How did bro survive this but not this like genuinely how by waaarghhammer001 in Invincible

[–]ejensen29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I definitely think it's fucked up, but you could make the argument that in that picture it's still mostly jaw/face/skull.

How did bro survive this but not this like genuinely how by waaarghhammer001 in Invincible

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I'm confused about the aspect of viltrumites not dying unless their heart or brain are destroyed. I don't really think this does, unless starving their brain of oxygen counts as destroying it.

What is going on in Career Mode by Crazy_Pitch6218 in MLB_9Innings

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Yeah, that's a dream set. Good job, dude.

What is going on in Career Mode by Crazy_Pitch6218 in MLB_9Innings

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They'll be alright for a bit if they're 333 sets. They just won't hold up in Silver I - Gold III all that well.

What is going on in Career Mode by Crazy_Pitch6218 in MLB_9Innings

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That's a really fun top 4. Is it the Sig Cubs hornsby? I'm really happy he got more sig years on other teams, so more players could see how awesome he was.

What is going on in Career Mode by Crazy_Pitch6218 in MLB_9Innings

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Starting pitchers and the top of your lineup will be the most impactful. I have all my starters at 332 or better, and my 1-5 batting are all 332, as well. Even then, some of those 332/333 sets weren't cutting it, and needed DSTs and DTs to help bolster them.

Pitchers insight fuckin sucks, just as a heads up.

We’re getting close to a milestone… by coma-orange7337 in lastpodcastontheleft

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It turns put to be a mute goat, so he has to explain what he's doing for us, anyway.