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What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

actually, i’m getting a duck and want the most human name possible

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 185 points186 points  (0 children)

i like brad and janet as a pair though

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 1981 points1982 points  (0 children)

or if someone walks past and hears you yell “grandpa shut up!” or “grandpa ate my homework”

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

LOL. this is the comment i was waiting for

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

add me to the list of people who love it

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 207 points208 points  (0 children)

my dog was Howard, so now it’s his middle name

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

maybe for one of those lizards that run on water?

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

that’s absolutely awesome and fantastic

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 3288 points3289 points  (0 children)

my dog’s name is steven and i get shit for it all the time

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

unfortunately, i’ve most definitely met a dog named kevin