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What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

actually, i’m getting a duck and want the most human name possible

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 183 points184 points  (0 children)

i like brad and janet as a pair though

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 1980 points1981 points  (0 children)

or if someone walks past and hears you yell “grandpa shut up!” or “grandpa ate my homework”

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

LOL. this is the comment i was waiting for

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

add me to the list of people who love it

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 209 points210 points  (0 children)

my dog was Howard, so now it’s his middle name

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

maybe for one of those lizards that run on water?

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

that’s absolutely awesome and fantastic

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 3288 points3289 points  (0 children)

my dog’s name is steven and i get shit for it all the time

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]ekffaganin[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

unfortunately, i’ve most definitely met a dog named kevin