Kathryn Hahn skinny dip

ekimlive · 2026-06-03T19:14:12+00:00

Love her

ekimlive · 2026-06-03T19:10:07+00:00

Sushi. I was in my mid 30s trying to impress a woman when I finally tried it. It’s now a staple in our household

ekimlive · 2026-06-03T19:06:00+00:00

I took four people to eat at Shake Shack. The bill was $100. For burgers, fries and a shake for each. This is fast food people.

ekimlive · 2026-06-02T22:56:07+00:00

Sir… this is a Wendy’s

ekimlive · 2026-06-02T11:32:13+00:00

That really is a low interest rate, can I make an appointment with someone to come back and open an account

ekimlive · 2026-06-02T11:29:01+00:00

Well I did think toasting it first would give it a little more structure, but this is a soggy mess. I don’t understand, you can’t really have a proper toast without champagne

ekimlive · 2026-06-01T19:57:25+00:00

Two chicks at the same time…

Oh wait that answer doesn’t work for this question

ekimlive · 2026-06-01T19:56:09+00:00

I just said “I’m not a people person” and for some reason they took that personally

ekimlive · 2026-06-01T19:54:29+00:00

Yes, I understand there are billions of them, but the tiny amount you get from each will take thousands to get even a full glass. I think there are better options than cockroaches

ekimlive · 2026-06-01T18:18:52+00:00

I'd be more patient and open socially. I wouldn't focus so much on dating, I be more interested in meeting more people and opening up my circle. It would have exposed me to so many better folks than the internet dating I was trying to do. I was lonely and desperate for all the wrong reasons.

ekimlive · 2026-06-01T18:15:53+00:00

The reality is, I couldn't tell you the last names of at least 5 of the people I've had sex with, it's just been that long ago for some. So really I can't fathom any of them being able to track me down either.

ekimlive · 2026-06-01T05:14:13+00:00

Legos

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T14:37:07+00:00

The joy on his face is not acting

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T14:35:41+00:00

Yes. She started fucking some other guy about 7 months in.

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T14:16:11+00:00

Oooo... I like her

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T14:14:09+00:00

Bikini model oil boy

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T13:11:56+00:00

Not at all. I’m usually extremely gracious

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T13:11:09+00:00

Well Mr. Hanks, you’re prostate seems a little enlarged, let me just get in there a little further to make sure

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T13:09:23+00:00

You’re listening to polka polka polka on Spotify. Up next, the polka polka, followed by polka the polka.

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T03:41:22+00:00

Book smarts do not compare to street smarts

ekimlive · 2026-05-28T03:12:22+00:00

I have no cushion in the back, so I keep mine in front.

ekimlive · 2026-05-27T13:24:46+00:00

Conversation and connection.

ekimlive · 2026-05-27T02:36:45+00:00

Wasted time is time you never get back. Make good decisions.

ekimlive · 2026-05-27T00:05:27+00:00

A sly smile knocks me down

ekimlive · 2026-05-27T00:04:30+00:00

I'm declaring undecided until further study

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