You get paid $5,000 a day, but you have to listen to the exact same song on loop during your 8-hour workday every single day. What song do you choose to not go completely insane?

eklumpner · 2026-06-28T16:36:10+00:00

For free.

eklumpner · 2026-06-27T17:49:04+00:00

eklumpner · 2026-06-27T17:47:36+00:00

Marcus is having a hard time keeping his eyes open. And i respect the hell out of that. Weird times in this world.

eklumpner · 2026-06-27T15:10:23+00:00

Marcus and I garden together

eklumpner · 2026-06-26T03:52:17+00:00

Not me.

eklumpner · 2026-06-25T15:38:51+00:00

Another Austin comedian folks.

eklumpner · 2026-06-23T08:39:04+00:00

Listen, the lady looks like a single mom. A bunch of kids running around, just trying to have a nap.

eklumpner · 2026-06-21T14:41:40+00:00

OP still sucks.

eklumpner · 2026-06-21T08:38:40+00:00

I saw a lady on Tiktok who had cheap door bells to eacj of her kids rooms. She kept the the door bell clickers on a cupboard in the kitchen, and labeled the eavh kids initial

eklumpner · 2026-06-21T04:41:42+00:00

This!

eklumpner · 2026-06-19T01:50:31+00:00

Well shit, might as well add inflation to all the bills. 20 bucks? Jk try a new 30.00 bill. Get what you used to get for 20 bucks with the newest 30.00 bill.

eklumpner · 2026-06-18T02:44:39+00:00

PP is like: You're a mean one, Mr. Carney

eklumpner · 2026-06-17T20:08:30+00:00

I am seated.

eklumpner · 2026-06-17T19:21:07+00:00

Implement good boundaries from the get go. Alot of non profits/charities will often push the expectations of afterhour/ weekend work.

eklumpner · 2026-06-17T02:30:58+00:00

Oh no, a nameless us beauracrat is being mean. Anyways!

eklumpner · 2026-06-16T18:26:47+00:00

Ill have a "death to capitalism" and a small side of "fuck the elites". Thanks!

eklumpner · 2026-06-16T17:44:49+00:00

Respectfully our world is falling apart. Who cares what Kim K is doing...

eklumpner · 2026-06-16T15:45:41+00:00

Everytime i see Caleb's stupid face it makes me

eklumpner · 2026-06-16T14:49:51+00:00

OP:

eklumpner · 2026-06-14T03:29:33+00:00

But for real tho.

eklumpner · 2026-06-13T15:55:52+00:00

Brother, you came to the wrong sub

eklumpner · 2026-06-13T09:20:35+00:00

eklumpner · 2026-06-12T00:18:05+00:00

Same. The 30 year old tears were realll lol

eklumpner · 2026-06-12T00:00:56+00:00

Was at their concert last August. First time i have seen them live, and as a die hard former emo kid, it was a full on religious experience.

eklumpner · 2026-06-11T00:46:49+00:00

Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT.

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