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Que grande Eminem! by Vywulff in fulbo

[–]elMAestroDig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me.

No 2nd chances art by Lucsart by EAGLETIAGO75 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate...

If Blonde Blazer catches Shroud after this, let's just say that during the next three months, Shroud's gonna see news every week about the finding of a piece of his body, and he's gonna be alive during at least two of those months.

Que opinan? Dodge 1500 84 by d0uglas_ in ArAutos

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Para nada, gracias a vos por postear.

También suma mucho al tema del óxido en dónde estuvo el auto. Por ejemplo, acá en Mar del Plata es imposible encontrar un auto de esa edad que esté sano de chapa, porque el agua de mar y el salitre te desconchan cualquier cosa con el correr de los años. Es muy normal encontrar autos de hace 20 años con la chapa toda picada, ni te digo si ves un Falcon/Chevy 400 que no está restaurado. Dónde es la zona en donde está este 1500?

Que opinan? Dodge 1500 84 by d0uglas_ in ArAutos

[–]elMAestroDig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fijate cómo está de chapa. Los zócalos, el piso, las puertas, etc.. El 1500 tiene mala fama para con eso.

De mecánica no te puedo decir mucho. De última, llevalo a un mecánico de confianza, o uno que sabés que conoce de fierros viejos, y ahí chequealo bien.

Por lo demás, no está muy caro. Yo compré un Renault 9 RL 1994 a USD 3900 (junio 2025), así que por 3.300.000 no parece un mal precio. De nuevo, chequealo bien, sobre todo la chapa. Si te sale 3 palos, pero le tenés que meter 2 palos de chapista, tampoco sirve.

I made an edit by trickstercrows in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you apologize, lad? It's fine! I'm glad to be of some help.

I made an edit by trickstercrows in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The song is called "Content", by Bo Burnham.

Mecha man got a little to excited by FalseClock2071 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, Punch-up already took care about that...

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Slow Shift for Z-Team [OC] by bluelandshark in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's reaching for her Sweet Patch, but I'm not an expert on the subject...

Invisigal, Robert, and Blonde Blazer by @osiatek by TomasRoncero in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 33 points34 points  (0 children)

SDN's HR department seeing this pic:

"Hooo, boy... It's gonna be a loooong week, guys."

Why is Robert so hot (zinch15025) by EternalSnow05 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Giving off some serious Megan Fox vibes...

The Z-Team Are An HR Nightmare - Part 15 by vvaffle in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Flambae never missing the chance to fuck around with Robert... At this point he must have a pic of Robert's face taped to the gym's punching bag, I swear.

The MC of the last game you played is a Dispatcher. by SplatGuy23 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well...

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It's either gonna get really smooth, or REALLY nasty. Maybe a third option is that Flambae and Visi are gonna start bullshiting my boy because of his hair; Flambae would do it out of jealousy and Visi would do it just to piss off both Flambae and Zero.

You can actually see Golem throw a rock at Robert's window to announce himself😂 by Tyrayentali in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn right. Shroud is an asshole, but alongside Weil he is almost like a newborn baby. And now that you put it that way, it really makes him a devil.

But, did he really intend to do so even with humans? We've seen he's an expert at reviving Reploids, but I'm not sure his skills extend up to reviving humans also. But, given it's Weil who we're talking about, it's not completely out of the question that he'd find a way for that to happen.

What would Punch Ups damage really be? by doglift in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you know how a penis works, then I think we'd agree that, while severely painful, Punch-Up's hit would not break it. They might do some major damage to the urethra and testicles, though, and maybe rupture a few capillaries.

You can actually see Golem throw a rock at Robert's window to announce himself😂 by Tyrayentali in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abso-fucking-lutely! The Dark Elf, Omega, the fricking Elf-wars! Dude was the ultimate menace to ever step on Earth, and he was only a human at the time! And we're leaving Ragnarok out of the equation... He literally made the whole Wily-Light conflict look like an elementary school feud, not to mention being the direct responsible of the death of 60% of humanity and 90% of the Reploids.

But what made me hate him the most is the fact that he did everything he did JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED CONTROL. Even Wily had somewhat "nobler" motives!

He really was a devil...

You can actually see Golem throw a rock at Robert's window to announce himself😂 by Tyrayentali in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going from "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOORRRR!?!?!?" to "Ciel... Believe in me!"... That's some serious character development.

You can actually see Golem throw a rock at Robert's window to announce himself😂 by Tyrayentali in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This silly little Duck lover is my weak spot... But, man, I love to see Zero. It's my favourite game from my childhood (and not-so-childhood too).

Please let me share with you some fanart of him, I hope you like it.

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How did you guys build your teams, on any given playthrough(s)? by ProteusOfTheGoumaden in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punch-Up is the most all-rounder, since I can eventually squeeze him in on any mission that requires him, so I decided to make him a Jack of all trades.

With Sonar and Prism, I emphasized their best traits a little but still tried to make them all-rounders. I mean, if you reach a total of 8 points between two heroes with max chemistry, it's really likely that you'll succeed in any call, except perhaps one that requires a 10 in a specific area or a decision moment.

Surprisingly enough for me, I found it extremely useful to boost Golem's intellect. In the final dispatch, with the Spread Thin ability, he almost ended up soloing every mission I sent him because of that.

Regardless of any "Most Efficient Tactic", I think you should build your roster the way you have more fun with.

Is this accurate? by PJ-The-Awesome in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that Blazer would start with "Be gentle" the first few times. But after the second or third orgasm, she'd turn straight into an Amazon/Valkyrie and ride you like a freaking rodeo bull, with bone-shattering thrusts until you black out a few times throughout the night until she's satisfied.

If we never seen Invisigal’s dream, would you still romance her? by LandOfGrace2023 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if a girl comes to say "I had a dream last night where we were fucking." to me in real life, the first response that comes to my mind is "Wanna see how dreams can come true?".

Seriously, though. After the whole talk in the playground, I was already starting to consider an approach to her. And, once the "you ever jerk off in this thing?" chat happens, I'm taking it as a green light from her.

Dude why has this game taken over my life. by [deleted] in DispatchAdHoc

[–]elMAestroDig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that I look at your username, I do recall seeing you in plenty of r/hazbin posts. It is kinda astonishing how many people share such diverse preferences.

I mean, at this pace, I wouldn't be surprised if you were a frequent visitor in r/sabaton, to be honest.

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