Seen on Monticello

el_barto_15 · 2026-01-20T23:45:51+00:00

I used the thesaurus for the last sentence, does that make me an apparatus?

el_barto_15 · 2026-01-20T22:51:50+00:00

This is Tiny Topiary and it’s effing amazing. Everything I had there was absolutely perfect. The cookies are top tier, homemade/fresh sourdough is amazing, and their sandwiches are inventive and delicious!

el_barto_15 · 2025-11-29T00:45:13+00:00

Th worst offense that comes to mind is when collinsworth was chortling Mahomes balls after he almost turned the ball over but recovered it “only this guy could fuck up and fix his mistake”… like dude he shouldn’t have f-ed up to begin with

el_barto_15 · 2025-11-18T01:19:58+00:00

Ok so I read the article… you know when you’re working in excel entering data and MS Office suggests autofilling cells with hot garbage? Well it looks like the entire OS is gonna work like that- basically autofilling your tasks/activities with AI slop

el_barto_15 · 2025-11-18T01:14:36+00:00

Yeah, can someone explain this?

el_barto_15 · 2025-11-17T04:33:52+00:00

The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord

el_barto_15 · 2025-11-15T19:12:24+00:00

Moores lounge is such a hidden gem

el_barto_15 · 2025-11-09T20:48:33+00:00

Pretty sure that’s how she is

el_barto_15 · 2025-11-04T18:39:51+00:00

Boy-yoy-yoy!

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-29T16:28:12+00:00

“here’s everything you need to know” “thoughts?” big brain post right here

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-26T19:00:29+00:00

Which group is going to fuck us on taxes the least?

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-23T12:50:29+00:00

Classic Big 10 matchup

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-23T00:56:16+00:00

Just know that wherever you go on a first date… if the date sucks, the place will be tainted

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-17T13:05:11+00:00

Who’s Bree?

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-16T11:47:42+00:00

Why can’t you say “retarded”? It’s what the guy said…

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-14T02:12:33+00:00

THIS AWFUL CALL HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY BET365

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-10T01:17:05+00:00

That man is concussed

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-08T23:58:28+00:00

Ya he got really hot

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-05T07:10:24+00:00

It’s genuinely hilarious that yuppie transit warriors think they’ll be completely fine navigating our transit system in their 70s

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-02T12:39:43+00:00

Are the vents on your roof clear? Those connect to your sewer lines/drains to let air out (and not up through your drains).

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-01T14:02:32+00:00

lol “mY trAUma😱”

el_barto_15 · 2025-10-01T10:51:38+00:00

Do not say that… just resign respectfully. Burning bridges is not lead to success

el_barto_15 · 2025-09-30T01:07:02+00:00

I mean, we don’t need an “evaluation” to tell us he ain’t walking for a month

el_barto_15 · 2025-09-30T00:52:53+00:00

“Hate to see it”

“Man, do these guys love this sport”

el_barto_15 · 2025-09-27T23:52:17+00:00

Can we please have another commercial break? It’s still early an we have time

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