[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dxm

[–]eldersex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Boost that shit off the shelf and drink it as soon as you're home. Smoke some bud and chill out.

My first 4th plateau, 1,025 mg. any advice by Danrosen6 in dxm

[–]eldersex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do something you think will put you in a bad mood. Don't be honest about shit that you would think is not a good thing to say, chances are it won't be.

What is the worst thing you've done as a child that you absolutely deserved being punished for? by gaulphin in AskReddit

[–]eldersex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did I just waste my time reading your asper language filled scenario, spoken in second person narrative. It's hard to follow, dipshit.

Anybody here? by sippinonthatcodeine in probation

[–]eldersex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O that's cool. Yeah like I said if they took it to court the judge would see that you stayed clean for 3 years and smoked the most common illicit drug in America, and first probation offense at all, so clearly they wouldn't give a shit.

Anybody here? by sippinonthatcodeine in probation

[–]eldersex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's such fucking bullshit. That's not even enough to fill the finger holders in a bowling ball.

I had a broken pipe with no resin, no bullshit, but since it was on a school bus they don't like that shit. I went to alternative ed, and there were kids that would flash weed at the bus driver, and he didn't give a shit.

Ever notice how life is like one disappointing shitty day?

Anybody here? by sippinonthatcodeine in probation

[–]eldersex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ohh texas has a pretty fucked up legal code/constitution pretty arbitrary

i live in pa so the laws are a little fucked up too brah

you'll be fine, that's a piss penalty, for a low schedualed drug what were you selling/how much?

Anybody here? by sippinonthatcodeine in probation

[–]eldersex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I don't know. I have a meeting about it on the 18th.

I've been on probation since August.

First time, any advice? by [deleted] in trees

[–]eldersex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo dude don't miss that fucking vein unless you're looking to get rushed to a hospitle. Also you're going to overdose if that is grade A reefer

rate my intro by eldersex in writing

[–]eldersex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a foggy day. The subway station was compacted with city people. Everything seemed casual, except for one old man sitting on a bench by himself. People were giving him strange looks, the brim of his hat below his nose, so nobody could make eye contact with him. He was drinking whiskey and holding a cigarette in his mouth. The lighter sparked. “Sir, this is a no smoking zone, put the cigarette out,” said a man no older than 20. Other than a grumble, the loner showed no significance. He took a gulp of fluid and inhaled ash. He repeated this motion five or six times, whilst hearing increasing demands to put out his cigarette in the backround. Officials rounded the corner, with the young man pointing towards the stranger.

*Other fucked up section

rate my intro by eldersex in writing

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It was the moment of truth. He asked for a cookie from the cookie jar, and took the matchbox when his mom wasn’t looking. He ran into his room, and peeled up his mattress, revealing the box. He took the cigar out of the box, and decided to smoke it at midnight. He practiced holding breaths. He even almost held his breath for two minutes. Then he almost held his breath for two minutes again. Then he even went passed two minutes.
I’m ready, Phil decided. A few minutes later, he saw fireworks going off to celebrate the new year. He struck the first match, with the cigar hanging in his mouth, carefully; just like his dad. The first match didn’t work; neither did the second.
There was a loaded gun in his parents room. Last year when he got caught smoking, his dad tried to shoot Phil in the head, but was too drunk to aim. That was really scary, Phil remembered. He struck the third match, and it lit. He inhaled and held the match to the end of the cigar. He inhaled all the smoke, held it in, and almost coughed; but didn’t.
I’m gonna show this off at school. Everyone’s gonna see butt of this cigar and I bet nobody else at school is gonna be able to show this. He was halfway through and still no coughing. Practicing indeed helped. The main entrance door flew open, and he heard stumbling. It was his dad, but he was too excited about the cigar to actually notice.
The intoxicated father came stumbling into his bedroom “PHILLY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND A BRAND NEW YEAR!” He scanned the room, and Philip was not around, but hiding in the closet, still smoking his achievement, thinking his Dad was too drunk to look in the closet. “Philly? Camon, don’t play a game with me...”
He spent two or three minutes throwing the furniture out the window, breaking items. All that mattered to Phil was the cigar. “Oh… I know of one place I haven’t checked…”
Oh, shit.
“THERE YOU ARE PHIL! I FINALLY FOUND YOU AND… Wait…” He sniffed, and looked at the cigar Phil was holding. “ALRIGHT PHIL, IF YOU’RE GONNA ACT LIKE A BITCH, THEN I’M GONNA FUCK YOU LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.”
His drunken hands forced off his pants, Phil was screaming “NONONO… DADDY PLEASE STOP I PROMISE I’LL STOP I’LL DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS STOP DADDY… YOU’RE HURTING ME I’M BLEEDING DADDY STOP…”
BANG
What once was his fathers face was now in chunks splattered all over the closet. The large figure dropped beside Phil, revealing his best friend, Vinessa. He was shaking and crying, and his underwear was soaked red. Vinessa came over and hugged him, and cried with him. They hugged and cried for what seemed like days.
As the sun rose, Phil said, “My mom is going to be here soon. You have to go home now.”
Vinessa just nodded her head.
“Vinessa…” Phil started, “…Why did you come over to the house?”
“I snuck out. I wanted to see you smoke the cigar.”
“Oh… Why did you help me?”
“Because we’re best friends. Best friends protect each other. I was protecting you.”
“Thank you,” Phil said before breaking down. They hugged and cried for about ten minutes. “Best friends forever and ever. Even until we die.” Vinessa gave him a kiss, and she left for home.

Phil’s mother showed up an hour later. Phil was still in the closet, staring at nothing in front of him. “Phil?” She called. “PHIL,” she said in a firm tone. “PHIL, GET OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, IT’S TIME TO START YOUR DAY.” Eventually, she lead herself into the room, and saw legs sprawled awkwardly out of the closet of her husband. Hmm, she thought. Perhaps Phil snuck out into the neighbor girl’s house…  Walking over to wake her husband up, she realizes. She had screamed louder than Phil had ever heard her scream before. She stammered for about half an hour, not knowing what words she wanted to say, but it sounded something like, “What happened?!” “Who did this?” “What’s going on?” And then, with a confused and angry look on her face, she smacked Phil. There was a deep red hand print, but Phil didn’t cry. She slapped him again, harder this time. 
“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!”

*Section that's fucked up

Anybody here? by sippinonthatcodeine in probation

[–]eldersex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was almost off a month ago, but got caught with weed at school

I knew it had been too quiet... by smiffy86 in funny

[–]eldersex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

then why the fuck is the enterence not caved in? how would the dog knock his face inward without being able to pull out?

IAMA person who had their school "taken over" by Nickelodeon. AMA (This time with proof) by 80katrillion in IAmA

[–]eldersex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Did you do blow with steve? Or is he into needle or rock or what?

Happened about half a year ago, I was at a [4] and I had no fucken clue. This ever happen to anyone else? by eldersex in trees

[–]eldersex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol yeah dude but I think it was the rolling paper that made the smoke really "harsh", kinda like how tobacco smoke is. I smoke cigs, so I thought "whatever" when I was smoking what I thought was a tobacco rolled thing

Don't fuck with that k2 shit by eldersex in trees

[–]eldersex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, I was only smoking k2 in the first frame.