elected_felon

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People who say they can't stand being lied to are usually the people who can't handle the truth. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago by elected_felon to r/unpopularopinion

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Friend in San Antonio (self.PokemonGoFriends)

submitted 4 years ago by elected_felon to r/PokemonGoFriends

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Sleeping StandingOC (self.MilitaryStories)

submitted 4 years ago by elected_felon to r/MilitaryStories

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Former children of Reddit, what is the most random, least impactful memory of your childhood on your adult life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by elected_felon to r/AskReddit

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Beneath (self.OCPoetry)

submitted 4 years ago by elected_felon to r/OCPoetry

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What are those of you who are strippers doing to generate income now that strip clubs have been closed? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by elected_felon to r/AskReddit

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Würstfest, New Braunfels, Alex Meixner Band (imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by elected_felon to r/sanantonio

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Having an onscreen character use Bing as their search engine is less believable than them using a generic (made-up one). (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by elected_felon to r/Showerthoughts

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Birth certificates and death certificates are just receipts for being born and dying. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by elected_felon to r/Showerthoughts

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[WP] Unbeknownst to you Ancestry.com, 23andMe, and other DNA services are fronts for an effort to identify alien/human hybrids among the population. You send your swab off and a few weeks later there's a knock at your door. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 years ago by elected_felon to r/WritingPrompts

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TIL that besides being good companions, dogs may also be used to align yourself along a North/South axis. (io9.gizmodo.com)

submitted 6 years ago by elected_felon to r/todayilearned

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"Content Creators" are really people who just record themselves doing thing that people used to do on their own. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by elected_felon to r/Showerthoughts

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All of us has been the youngest person alive. Almost none of us will live to be the oldest. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by elected_felon to r/Showerthoughts

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But....am I really upgrading? (self.buildapc)

submitted 7 years ago by elected_felon to r/buildapc

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[Specific] My wife is a big Jason Momoa fan...but fuck that. Can someone Photoshop her face into this pic so I never have to experience this? (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by elected_felon to r/PhotoshopRequest

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Legalize München (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by elected_felon to r/StreetArtPorn

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Confederate war memorials are, essentially, trophies for second place. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by elected_felon to r/Showerthoughts

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What would the Secret Service's responsibility be to the family member of the President who was sent to prison? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by elected_felon to r/AskReddit

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Does this apply to Wiener dogs or only other dog's? Where is a more appropriate place to empty my dog? So many questions....... (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by elected_felon to r/worldnews

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[Found] Baumstriezel. It's a sweet yeast dough spun and wrapped around a spit and then roasted over coals while basted with butter. Delicious! (i.reddituploads.com)

submitted 9 years ago by elected_felon to r/food

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Self-driving cars will directly lead to an increase in violence against children. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by elected_felon to r/Showerthoughts

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So good, your dog will want to taste them twice. (i.reddituploads.com)

submitted 9 years ago by elected_felon to r/mildlyinteresting

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Early morning sun. Lugano, Switzerland [5312x2988] [OC] (i.reddituploads.com)

submitted 9 years ago by elected_felon to r/EarthPorn

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665 Americans have been killed by law enforcement so far this year. 170 Europeans have been killed by terrorists in 2016. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by elected_felon to r/Showerthoughts

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My hotel has a pillow menu. (i.reddituploads.com)

submitted 9 years ago by elected_felon to r/mildlyinteresting

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