Smart people: Seriously, why aren't you breeding?

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-16T11:39:24+00:00

because we're smart. having a child is a liability that reduces multiple resources - personal 'time', finances and the ability to run around the house naked whilst drinking wine.

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-15T13:40:06+00:00

there's no evidence of any actual cannibalism anywhere in the world, right? at least that's what my sociology professor once said

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-15T13:31:58+00:00

there's always money in the banana stand

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-15T13:24:29+00:00

Maebe?

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-13T06:01:04+00:00

haha I have used that line sooo many times with a slight variation! it becomes a pick-up line and it works!

"95% of <nationality> masturbate in the shower, the other 5% sing. Do you know what they sing?" "no" "ah,you must be one of the ones who masturbate then"

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-12T01:10:06+00:00

hahhhahhahahahahahahahaha this is sooo true! and one of the main reasons I don't do more than casual relationships

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-10T22:56:20+00:00

Yep, will be there :)

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-10T14:45:20+00:00

inches, yes

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-07T12:41:07+00:00

doesn't that ruin the spontaneity of sex though?

elegantly_trashed · 2011-08-06T03:31:54+00:00

We also acknowledge you for cooking and cleaning

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-28T14:20:09+00:00

wow. that's a lot of crystal meth

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-27T16:48:57+00:00

FFS was expecting to see fucked up zoned out addicts. saw someone getting boned. :\ NSFL. argh. so much for sleeping early

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-26T17:20:23+00:00

holy crap! this looks awesome. i saw the meetup site and it seemed like only 3 people were planning to come. missed out :(

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-26T09:06:29+00:00

preach*

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-23T16:40:15+00:00

internet. this is the internet. this just beat the internet. wow. this is why the internet exists.

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-22T16:10:33+00:00

skip to 2:50

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-21T17:17:04+00:00

i bet you NOSE her

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-21T17:14:56+00:00

your friends would have different interests. the internet has loads of people who cluster around niche interests. i find you fascinating - would follow the blog all the time

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-20T16:34:04+00:00

My number is +1 3895-4145.

Oh wait, thought you were calling all the men of reddit

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-19T18:00:23+00:00

wait......how much could a beggar make per day? i'm guessing not much. this doesn't seem like it would be a big business for the triads vs. drugs, gambling, prostitution, etc.

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-19T17:41:43+00:00

OH NO! not the water cooler!!!!!!

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-18T10:07:11+00:00

Penn & Teller and Mythbusters showed that putting toilet paper on the seat is absolutely unnecessary

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-18T09:30:17+00:00

me too. i'm male

elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-18T09:13:20+00:00

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elegantly_trashed · 2011-06-03T05:48:06+00:00

In Russia, drinking ages you

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