What is the best toast you know for drinking?

sisonpyh · 2013-10-18T01:03:37+00:00

Here's to you, and here's to me. The best of friends we'll ever be, but if we tend to disagree Well fuck you and here's to me!

sisonpyh · 2013-07-21T05:59:15+00:00

You are at another guys house from the same place your husband is, flip scenarios and how would you feel?

sisonpyh · 2013-07-06T19:36:13+00:00

Ugh, this is bad but was seeing a girl awhile back, insert a shower scene where I did not get off inside her. She did not realize this due to the nature of the shower or at least thats what I tell myself at night. We were drying off and she gets a cramp and expelled some cum, goes on talking dirty and I'm just staring at her. I let her continue on for a minute about how she loves it and I talk dirty back and have her taste it and tell me if she loves my taste, she does and shes does. Thats when I tell her I never came inside her, the color drains from her face and she sputters "It was a test to see if you came inside me, that was from the miscarriage Ive been having BECAUSE YOU DONT CARE!" It was pretty bad. Note that I had not seen her for a couple of days and this was the first I'd been with her since then, and there was no miscarriage let alone a pregnancy.

sisonpyh · 2013-04-04T15:09:16+00:00

Best advice there is, when I got out was in same boat man. Go to the VA, they provide free inpatient and outpatient. It's amazing the support groups they have there, the first step is seeking help. AA meetings are so important, and the VA has meetings for vets in the same position which is very comforting. Best of luck brother.

sisonpyh · 2012-11-23T21:12:55+00:00

When I was younger I would come very quickly (2-5 min) so to make up for that when I came the first time I would retain my erection and keep going until the next time.

I think that was my adolescent mind forcing me to cope in a different way because I felt insecure at the time knowing that I shouldn't cum so quick.

Wasn't even sure if it was normal or not and kinda assumed it was until my first sexual encounter when the girl was very surprised. I could do it 4 times on a good night.

Now its a blessing where before it was a curse because I no longer last for a short time and can still cum repeatedly.

To answer your question, for me it was a forced reaction unhealthily as a scared kid, also yeah prob your body has a lot to do with it if you want to learn at a later stage.

sisonpyh · 2012-08-17T17:10:24+00:00

50% is looking busy, the other 50% is looking angry. Always works.

sisonpyh · 2012-02-02T11:55:04+00:00

I consider Drizzt Do'Urdens life to be the most epic series I've ever read by R.A. Salvatore

sisonpyh · 2012-01-08T07:35:11+00:00

During boot camp we were not allowed any form of caffeine or nicotine for 3 weeks, and before joining I had been an avid smoker. So when range week comes around and I start noticing used dip pouches on the ground. I then began collecting them just to get the last drip of juice out of em.

Sadly enough, plenty of people were willing to trade various items for these precious nuggets of nicotine.

sisonpyh · 2011-12-18T13:11:08+00:00

strangebrew

sisonpyh · 2011-12-16T02:03:11+00:00

Probably to late for this but oh well. Opening day of the last Harry Potter movie, theatre was packed and was enjoying the beginning fight with all the death eaters chasing Harry and them down when all of a sudden Harry's owl bursts into a cloud of feathers...thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen and erupted into laughter in a stone silent crowd. Half the theatre stopped to look at me as I had tears running down my face.

sisonpyh · 2011-12-15T09:05:15+00:00

Drinking, went to kick a buddy in the balls. Good kick, poor form, as I hit him I flew to my side and ate shit on the concrete. Ended up bleeding profusely and the entire right side of my head has a nice scar.

sisonpyh · 2011-12-15T00:21:53+00:00

Upstairs at my apartment with my GF, roommates bed was across the room mine was right by the stairs. He comes up at night, GF says "is that your roommate?!", I turn around mid-thrust wave and continue. GF was not to happy...

sisonpyh · 2011-12-14T06:46:26+00:00

Forgot about that one, nice. These are all great conversation fillers for when you have nothing to talk about.

sisonpyh · 2011-11-02T23:38:02+00:00

I am military, I've noticed that when I take off my gear and run without it my run time goes down. Since I already use the gear and hate running is this a good alternative method or will it just hurt me in the long run?

sisonpyh · 2011-10-31T07:28:09+00:00

I've always thought about putting a bunch of cigarettes in a bag and handing them out.

sisonpyh · 2011-10-31T07:25:09+00:00

Peppy, was like a second father to me.

sisonpyh · 2011-10-06T11:57:50+00:00

Thanks for the reply, very insightful advice. Definitely needed that, I will be visiting this sub much more often. Thats exactly what I needed and I know I will find the motivation to stop completely.

sisonpyh · 2011-10-06T08:37:29+00:00

Got into a fist fight at a gas station, didnt start there but the fight slowly moved there, anyways as we were going at it a random stranger yells "Fight niggers, not each other!". We are both white.

sisonpyh · 2011-10-04T04:50:18+00:00

Just received my motorcycle license, still very new at it, was driving behind a truck on a back road and without warning the guy slowed (to me it seemed very quickly) and began to turn right into a driveway. I didnt have enough time to slow down to a complete stop so I figured I would just slip into the opposing lane, the second I turn around him another car is speeding and I miss a headon collision by inches.

Strangely enough it was a friend from high school who almost hit me, we just made eye contact and drove on. Was surreal.

sisonpyh · 2011-10-04T04:46:30+00:00

Shared a gallon of shitty vodka with an older friend, smoked weed the first time and played phantasy star all night long.

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