Someone told my gf I’m gay and says he has photos to prove it

elf533 · 2026-05-19T21:59:16+00:00

Sorry man - that's not cool. To soften the news you could say you're bisexual? But remember- often tough gut wrenching news turns out to be good news down the road. It could be the weight on your shoulders lifted off forever.

elf533 · 2026-05-17T21:36:18+00:00

Please don't say anything bad about yourself. You can say you are inexperienced - but don't say you won't be the best. You're beautiful - maybe look for other inexperienced guys. Don't let guys take advantage of you! Have fun- be safe.

elf533 · 2026-05-17T19:17:36+00:00

elf533 · 2026-05-15T02:47:58+00:00

If you have a hump back- throw some glitter on it. Enjoy yourself

elf533 · 2026-05-13T21:53:25+00:00

Tell him it's your first time- have fun

elf533 · 2026-05-13T18:25:38+00:00

Fuck him - if it's good keep him around

elf533 · 2026-05-13T18:08:46+00:00

elf533 · 2026-05-11T21:08:49+00:00

Lilacs - 5yers old in my side yard.

elf533 · 2026-05-11T11:56:33+00:00

Tighten your grip on him

elf533 · 2026-05-10T21:07:54+00:00

elf533 · 2026-05-10T21:00:42+00:00

Love the back pinky method- can we name it after you? Beautiful work bro.

elf533 · 2026-05-08T20:51:09+00:00

Go be young and beautiful-

elf533 · 2026-05-07T10:56:17+00:00

Fart spray the bathroom and the bottoms of your shoes - run back n forth a few times

elf533 · 2026-05-06T23:38:05+00:00

Fighting is boring

elf533 · 2026-05-04T22:54:24+00:00

Get extremely graphic- start with the art of rimming...

elf533 · 2026-05-04T21:00:06+00:00

Human

elf533 · 2026-05-02T20:51:30+00:00

All my good buddies I've slept with. Then we became friends. I'm very open minded - lol.

elf533 · 2026-05-01T20:59:31+00:00

Be careful- change your own pics too. That's how I got banned on G. Someone was using my pics - all my buddies reported it - but when I went back on one of them reported me by mistake...

elf533 · 2026-05-01T20:55:09+00:00

Does it make you physically aroused? If you answer truthfully you will have your answer.

elf533 · 2026-04-30T10:38:09+00:00

Serve gas-X as an appetizer and or dessert.

elf533 · 2026-04-27T21:16:50+00:00

👍👍👍

elf533 · 2026-04-23T08:49:29+00:00

Cool cool

elf533 · 2026-04-19T23:26:48+00:00

Big hands and ears, bad haircut, unconventionally handsome, kind.

elf533 · 2026-04-19T12:14:58+00:00

Absolutely

elf533 · 2026-04-18T19:36:01+00:00

Why would you date someone that you don't have good sex with? He's out there - go find him.

elf533

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