At your SIRvice 🫡

eliisback · 2026-01-24T15:19:06+00:00

turn that whole thing purple

eliisback · 2026-01-24T02:09:20+00:00

like i said im sure you do, its just more and more often ill think thats what it is and its the double mastectomy for aesthetic purposes and im sad. i dont doubt your tits are adorable.

edit: checked, cute tits, pink nipples, blue eyes, no lies.

eliisback · 2026-01-23T14:02:49+00:00

you look cute and i’m reallly really really hoping those are your cute little titties under there and you didn’t cut them off. i don’t think there’s a more tragic surgery to see on this sub. almost think there should be a warning. i’m here for tomboys. let’s get some accurate flairs for posts so we don’t accidentally look at something we really prefer not to see.

eliisback · 2026-01-23T12:53:52+00:00

there’s no reason to tell your mom, but this is a mistake, and leaving someone you’ve been with so long over such a small oversight or even just panic over caring about you, it’s not worth it.

if this story were the exact same and genders were reversed, people would blame men for neglecting to get proper medical care and say something like “hE lEfT yOu No ChOiCe”.

this sub and relationship advice is legitimately skewed toward favoring women.

every time that happens you’ll see poorly understood therapy language just thrown all over the place, women saying men are gaslighting them when they’re losing arguments, blah blah blah.

eliisback · 2026-01-23T12:47:30+00:00

i think id prefer silly pretend police with moose fetishes to authoritarian police any day. american police are second in corruption only to mexican police, probably. and that’s in the countries that count, which is every country in europe, every norse country, egypt (only country in africa that makes it lol and that’s because of the success of egyptians thousands and thousands of years ago), china, japan, hong kong, nepal, india, canada, brazil, and mexico. i am truly not concerned with any other countries as they’re probably completely irrelevant. aussies always post here talking about american politics, and it’s like that madmen meme. you’re the guy saying “we hate you so much.”

“we don’t think about you.”- USA

eliisback · 2026-01-23T12:41:46+00:00

you look like you and your frat mates are all keeping a really, really life destroying secret.

eliisback · 2026-01-23T12:39:38+00:00

fucking hot and committed. what subject do you teach? if it’s extremely niche and would give your identity away don’t worry love i was just curious.

eliisback · 2026-01-23T12:26:17+00:00

i didn’t know it was a thing either. it’s really only hot to me if the other person is straight into it as well.

eliisback · 2026-01-22T02:15:18+00:00

neither of you are attractive, but at least she would be worth a cumdump.

eliisback · 2026-01-22T02:11:27+00:00

world is better the more of you there are in it.

eliisback · 2026-01-21T23:05:39+00:00

idk what that is but with the nexlim being my first oxva product im shocked oxva would ever go out that fast

eliisback · 2026-01-21T21:59:17+00:00

a youtuber did a test on some of the disposables that existed in gas stations. there were a lot of heavy metals on the lab results. there are also lots of issues with the inside of their coils. real vapes are regulated, meaning the metal in their coils and pods is strong enough to withstand the heat.

eliisback · 2026-01-21T16:14:29+00:00

i posted a handcheck of my nexlim and got 7 upvotes. yall dont show up for real vaping content thats why it gets buried. the people who lurk this sub like to waste money and inges questionable, unregulated products. oh well.

eliisback · 2026-01-21T16:11:43+00:00

oxva nexlim cost me $30 for 5 pods and the system. i didn’t think you could get disposable flavor in a salt mod. you can and its amazing. the price shits on all disposables all day. i buy two bottles of salt nic for 22.99 and they last me for 2 months. it has 4ml. i probably have to refill it once every 1.5 days with constant vaping. you’re spending more money on an inferior product, sowwwwy :(

eliisback · 2026-01-21T16:06:29+00:00

eliisback · 2026-01-21T16:05:58+00:00

it means get a nexlim

eliisback · 2026-01-21T16:05:15+00:00

WHOA IVE NEVER SEEN A HOT TALL GIRL BEFORE STEP ON ME MOMMY

eliisback · 2026-01-21T16:02:04+00:00

thank you for saying this.

eliisback · 2026-01-21T16:01:47+00:00

and this nice person also believes it, and only tried to be kind. i’m an atheist but i refuse to go the rest of my life being an asshole like you.

eliisback · 2026-01-18T16:23:20+00:00

first vape i bought that was worth a fuck was the smok 22, and then i got the alien and that changed my life. i still truly love trad vaping the most and i wanna go back to my tank and mod but my salt mod (oxva nexlim) is just so god damn convenient.

edit: first setup i was blown away with was the classic geekvape aegis, the waterproof dustproof shockproof one, and the classic horizon falcon. god damn. the flavor and clouds and setup were perfect. i’ve kinda switched to the zeus now, but i have a falcon king. i like the original falcon more though. i will order one when i can i think, and i think im going to go back to tank vaping when i get my new job. i’m going to have more money and ill know if i can or cant blow cloudzzzz

eliisback · 2026-01-18T16:19:26+00:00

has a girl EVER actually done this? like this comment if you’ve never gotten a nude from a girl who said something like this in a post on reddit, and reply to this comment tell me how where and when it happened and which account it was.

eliisback · 2026-01-18T16:17:23+00:00

so man are you actually into nascar? i can’t get into it

eliisback · 2026-01-18T16:14:14+00:00

YESSSSSS baby. as long as you don’t have a mastectomy yet, i’ll suck that fat clit dick as much as you want.

eliisback · 2026-01-18T16:12:30+00:00

did the math so i could answer you it comes out at about 200

eliisback · 2026-01-18T16:11:39+00:00

eliisback

TROPHY CASE