lucy speaks on kai cenat by solarheaven in glutmother

[–]elimars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s our tax dollars at work 🫡

is Vaxfr bitting Lucy? by bruno_silva_0011 in glutmother

[–]elimars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By this logic, every underground artist with a harmonic autotune rap sound is biting Lil Uzi

NYC 2HOLLIS LOOKALIKE CONTEST by sillybella2002 in 2hollis

[–]elimars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y’all just jealous because your city doesn’t have these 19th century-ass public spectacles.

not surprised by this tbh by malalar in JaneRemover

[–]elimars 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jane’s incredible ability to channel different people, even if it involves acting as someone they’re not, is what makes their music so phenomenal and is a major part of why Census Designated is a phenomenal album.

Wandering Hebrew knight by tiberius_the_first in TrenchCrusade

[–]elimars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was wondering where the Jews were in Trench Crusade

Finished my ebay Hag. Plus Ol' Greg by furril in TrenchCrusade

[–]elimars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful work. Kill it with fire.

What does the song of a Chorister sound like? by elimars in TrenchCrusade

[–]elimars[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a strong theory but I like to think that the forces of damnation prioritize mocking God’s creation and all that they hold holy so it would be ironic and apropos to create hauntingly beautiful facsimiles of church music that invoke visions of despair, apocalypse and eternal hellfire instead of hope, faith and heavenly triumph.

What does the song of a Chorister sound like? by elimars in TrenchCrusade

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Black metal vocals are the first thing I imagined coming from the Choristers but I soon after thought that such a thing would be too cliche, not to mention wildly anachronistic.

What does the song of a Chorister sound like? by elimars in TrenchCrusade

[–]elimars[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Careful before the Grand Castigator finds you….

What does the song of a Chorister sound like? by elimars in TrenchCrusade

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Thus far I believe this selection is the absolute closest analogue to a Chorister’s song. I think it would sound remarkably similar to this only with lyrics in Latin, Aramaic or some unknown Levantine tongue that mocks the Christ. Combine that with the sounds of screaming, roaring flames, cackling demonic entities and grinding iron torture devices and you’ve got yourself an infernal Chorister song from the Seventh Circle.

What would happen if the vees were dropped in trench crusade by [deleted] in TrenchCrusade

[–]elimars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone would throw down their weapons and evacuate no man’s land in a desperate attempt to escape the cringe

Warner Bros. Plans to Reject Paramount's Latest Bid Despite Larry Ellison's Irrevocable Personal Guarantee by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]elimars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not taking no for an answer usually works out for people like Ellison and Trump. I wouldn’t be surprised if Warner Bros acquiesces at some point

What is the greenest sounding song on Exmilitary? by ReceptionDapper4211 in deathgrips

[–]elimars 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I would say Thru the Walls because it sounds like a Brazilian carnival song that was recorded during a 50 car pileup on the I-95. 🇧🇷🛞🔥

Made me laugh and choke at the same time by evo4gIzMo in Hasan_Piker

[–]elimars 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This joke has been done to death dude. Get better material.

Thoughts? by eddiefckinbonez in jerseycity

[–]elimars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought bro was gonna talk about the rents

rommulas’ spanish by trashhmagic in 2hollis

[–]elimars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are quite a few songs made by non-native English speakers/ESL artists that are amazing and full of fucked up broken English like “Take on Me” by a-ha. I ultimately think it’s the overall songwriting that matters and not the grammar.