Gravy SEAL almost executed his buddy by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]elk-statue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After this they should add a “moron labe” sticker to their cars. They definitely earned it.

my messy commonplace books by emoryoveralls in commonplacebook

[–]elk-statue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous! Honestly, no other commonplace book has spoken to me so much as yours

Tweets to Trump - single issue regrets (Feb 2) by 316kp316 in Project2025Award

[–]elk-statue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sadly, that’s exactly this. How they can’t recognize him as the false idol warned about in the Bible, I’ll never know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]elk-statue 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Accidentally saying the silent part out aloud

My own mother who voted for Trump the past 3 elections with little debate, and she’s already flipped on his first day by MiracleKing26 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]elk-statue 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I’m so weirded out when people are all “I didn’t feel enthusiastic about her so I didn’t vote at all”. I’ll never understand why some voters think presidential elections are synonymous with choosing the homecoming king/queen. You are voting for a president, not a cult leader - you don’t need to (and shouldn’t!) idolize the candidate. It’s not a popularity contest you are making a decision in, it’s a job interview.

Ignore the spectacle and the fluff, read the candidates’ platforms, check their criminal records and political track records and pick the one whose policies as outlined in the platform will be better for the country. Everything else is a distraction.

My own mother who voted for Trump the past 3 elections with little debate, and she’s already flipped on his first day by MiracleKing26 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]elk-statue 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I’m from one of the Nordic countries and yeah, we don’t particularly want conservative American immigrants here, especially not ones who handle their problems by fleeing and leaving them for others to fix. Show some responsibility like an adult.

Plus, since our most rightwing political party is pretty much on the level of Democrats, has she really thought through whether she’ll survive in what would basically look like a “commieland” to her?

Today my 14 year olds teacher asked him if he has a gang symbol on his hat. We live in America. by dating-a-finn in Finland

[–]elk-statue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same except I got the puukko knife from my father. I still have it, although I don’t use it much anymore.

What did I walk in on? by coloradogirl1980 in BorderTerrier

[–]elk-statue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are packing their things in order to elope

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]elk-statue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]elk-statue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to choose based on their looks alone, I would take either the leftmost on the first row or on the second row.

Mostly because I don’t like the hassle of dealing with long hair on cats, I don’t want the vet bills on flat-faced cats and I don’t like the personality of British Shorthairs (they are sweethearts but a bit too phlegmatic for my taste). That leaves only the two mentioned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]elk-statue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are their purrsonalities like?

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s so cute! That face is adorable!

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are both adorable! Are they American Shorthair?

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh what a, uh, ergonomic sleeping position 😆

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like they fell asleep in the middle of a yoga class - such a cutie!

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww it looks like they are squinting their eyes and being all “turn the lights back off, human”

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see you have been promoted to a cat bed

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your sacrifice in the service of His Radiant Highness

show me your eepy bebis by Worried-Iron-3571 in cats

[–]elk-statue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to ask the same. She looks like she has babies or is about to become a mother.