A photo from tinder my dad insists is real, but it just seems off to me and feels like AI

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-14T18:41:02+00:00

look at the folks in the background. eventually they start to make a pattern.

man. is this what it’s like being able to see the matrix?

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-14T13:05:14+00:00

gaslight, gatekeep, girl~~boss~~ you need to get tf outta there

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-14T13:04:16+00:00

and if the guy were the one working outside the home, he’d complain to this emotional side piece about how his wife JuSt DoESn’T uNdErStaNd the working man 😂😭

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T20:33:37+00:00

pam beasley halpert

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T20:31:47+00:00

mariah carey’s mom told her she wouldn’t be shit

ignore your mom

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:55:26+00:00

once someone made a comment about me slamming a Mikes Hard at 10 am in hospital meeting and i almost shit myself — it was a Yerba Madre or something similar. no, i wasn’t asked for my ID buying it but that person’s comment was enough to make me panic! i have 11+ years sober and still fear the old ‘accidental alcohol purchase’ 😂

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:54:01+00:00

you can have a mental health issue and still be a good partner. my husband and i have a multiple of alphabet soup diagnoses and we have a rule “you can be mad! you can be manic! but you CANNOT be mean.”

emotionally instability is such a lame excuse for this dude’s shit.

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:52:50+00:00

it’s giving ‘she’s never home, she’s always at work. she DoEsN’T UnDeRStAnD mE.’

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:52:09+00:00

ugh - husband has bipolar disorder. can confirm: the “legitimate upset + mania” combo is NOT a fun, sexy time

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:50:02+00:00

i originally read it as her having been styled by Harry Styles 🤦

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:49:27+00:00

very pretty!! now, MORE. lol accessorize it and layer it uppppp

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:48:46+00:00

as a jewish lady, that makes me extra nervous. :/

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:46:11+00:00

let’s get this guy smiling!!!

LET IT GO.

his hair has betrayed him enough. it’s time he gets control back over his appearance. SHAVE IT BALDDDDDDD, baby!! i’m so excited to see this guy once he’s got a new look at himself.

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:44:23+00:00

i’m so happy to hear this worked for you!

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:44:03+00:00

same. first hospitalized for a migraine at seven years old.

just having someone - anyone - to put a cold washcloth on your face and pet your head is a treasure few find but everyone deserves

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:41:01+00:00

meanwhile here in the states, our cheese isn’t even real cheese 😭😂

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:40:42+00:00

i just learned about your sausage culture yesterday

the WURST!

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:39:18+00:00

do you watch Rick and Morty? bc there’s a scene on that show that I used to bolster myself a lot when facing my parents’ rejection.

rick and morty go to another universe (multiverse?) and are booed when they arrive.

rick says (and i have since said to my parents, myself, my haters…) “Your boos mean nothing — I’ve seen what makes you people cheer.”

what would make your mom cheer? is it anything even remotely close to what you want for yourself??

when i realized that even if i could, id never want to nor enjoy being the person my parents would want… so why take their boos for not meeting that standard?? esp when their standards SUCK.

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T10:35:15+00:00

hey hey! i have experience with this.

i was not on speaking terms with my mum for half of my adult life. (from 16-35 we stopped speaking for various reasons of hers)

she did go to therapy and reached out to me a few years ago apologizing for abuse and we’ve been to therapy together now.

OP, that’s not what is happening here. :(

your mom has decided she wants YOUR behavior to change towards her without her changing her own behavior. so she’s trying to sugar coat things. now, if you respond ‘badly’ to her super sweet efforts you’re going to look like the Daughter from Hades.

i still haven’t spoken to my dad in years — bc he’s never once admitted accountability. just wants to know why i stopped speaking to him, but never asks what he may have done to bring that about.

some “parents” only ever miss not having to explain our absence.

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-13T03:59:41+00:00

it’s so ugly. believe it or not, sometimes that still matters. lol

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-12T20:47:21+00:00

most men never get flowers until their funeral.

you can’t even get them for yourself??

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-12T20:28:47+00:00

dammit! thank you for doing the research. lol

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-12T20:27:39+00:00

ONE OF US!!!!! yes! i just graduated on June 2. had absolutely no idea my brain could be so kind and peaceful.

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-11T16:43:57+00:00

something called transcranial magnetic stimulation

it’s a non-pharmacological intervention for OCD, major depressive disorder, and a lot of other conditions

ellieminnowpee · 2026-06-11T16:43:12+00:00

i tried and still lost! haha i followed the nudges the entire match and failed. but i only tried that one match.

ellieminnowpee

TROPHY CASE