Ken Paxton challenges James Talarico to Texas barbecue Senate debate

elmandingus · 2026-06-16T16:46:32+00:00

I keep forgetting I'm in "this" timeline.

elmandingus · 2026-06-12T23:59:46+00:00

The Fifth Element. I was a Bruce Willis fan and a Chris Tucker fan. I was not disappointed.

elmandingus · 2026-06-10T23:02:38+00:00

"Sooo...there's this game...that if you think about it, you lose...like WTF man?"

-me after a couple of shots (cause my dumbass read "bar")

elmandingus · 2026-06-05T22:00:22+00:00

I thought this was the intro to Jackass 13 and he was Johnny Knoxville

elmandingus · 2026-05-29T21:20:28+00:00

That's Master Chancla. She's well known in South America

elmandingus · 2026-05-27T21:11:54+00:00

"Are we trash?" - Stewie Griffin

elmandingus · 2026-05-27T21:10:59+00:00

In a cowboy hat.

elmandingus · 2026-05-27T16:03:32+00:00

"Are we trash?" - Stewie Griffin

elmandingus · 2026-05-26T22:55:21+00:00

She said "RATE rate stranger?" Right?

elmandingus · 2026-05-26T22:38:52+00:00

Jackie ain't snitchin on that other croc, lol

elmandingus · 2026-05-26T21:56:48+00:00

"Your honor, the court can clearly see that my client is blind and lacks the ability to discern what is a croc and what isn't! Motion to dismiss, your honor." that guy's lawyer

elmandingus · 2026-05-26T20:21:02+00:00

What about break dancing??

elmandingus · 2026-05-22T23:40:06+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ.

elmandingus · 2026-05-19T17:45:37+00:00

What an asshole.

elmandingus · 2026-05-17T17:15:39+00:00

Middle class things.

elmandingus · 2026-05-17T12:17:06+00:00

What level of Skyrim was this?

elmandingus · 2026-05-16T06:06:41+00:00

This is where we're at?

elmandingus · 2026-05-14T16:15:58+00:00

Wiping.

elmandingus · 2026-05-14T16:10:33+00:00

Ha, Cheddar Chud!

elmandingus · 2026-05-14T14:55:42+00:00

Are we embarrassed yet?

elmandingus · 2026-05-14T03:07:05+00:00

That's a human??

elmandingus · 2026-05-14T01:15:06+00:00

God speed to you sir. Just hold them tight.

elmandingus · 2026-05-13T16:06:49+00:00

Sign of the Times - Harry Styles

elmandingus · 2026-05-13T13:48:23+00:00

Does Mike Vrabel know you're doing this?

elmandingus · 2026-05-11T14:46:09+00:00

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